A moment of clarity while spending $40 on MAGIC cards...

To his friend regarding his mother's "No MAGIC cards until your grades improve" policy...

While buying MAGIC cards...

Sounds like a laugh riot and I'm sure his

"friends" love having him around.

To his friend as they were buying Magic cards...

It must be fun to play cards with such good friends.

After buying some Magic cards he paused and said...

And just so YOU know, get a fucking life.

To his friend after they bought almost $100 worth of Magic cards...

When I told him I wouldn't give him a discount on 2 packs of the new Magic cards...

Regarding the new series of MAGIC cards...

Regarding Magic cards...

After I told him that we were sold out of the new series of Magic cards...