Sssshhhhh. Don't let the secret out. He only hired all those employees out of the goodness of his heart--even the factory employees. He actually made every product by hand.
So there's a huge backlog at the Pearly Gates, and Edwin Perkins finally steps up to be judged. St. Peter asks him what he accomplished in his life.
"Well, sir, I invented Kool-Aid, so I guess there's that."
St. Peter then asks him if he has any regrets in life.
"Well, sir, I was really keen on the idea of producing some apple-flavored Kool-Aid, but we never got it to market before I died, so I never did find out if it would be popular."
At this point, way at the back end of the line, and old guy in a black turtleneck pipes up, "I made a fortune on it!"
@Doctor Tarr: I have another one, but it's a bit too soon for something that dark.
Aside from that, I did just catch one of the iPhone 4S ads where you tell it your trouble and it tries to figure out a way to help. I found myself wondering what would happen if you told it that Steve Jobs had died.
I can understand the "I do my own stunts" shirt, he's probably injured his head a few times
ReplyDeleteThe big question is whether the new leadership can maintain the religion, not the products.
ReplyDeleteI'd guess it's been a while the religion is been maintaining itself.
ReplyDeleteThat's so incredibly dumb that I can't even laugh at the guy. I just feel kinda bad for him.
ReplyDeleteGeez this person cult around Steve Jobs is really ridiculous :) No offense to the guy though. May he rest in peace.
ReplyDeleteMeanwhile, the immortal zombie Henry Ford still makes Fords.
ReplyDeleteJobs didn't invent anything. I wonder if this idiot has ever even heard of Steve Wozniak.
ReplyDeleteSssshhhhh. Don't let the secret out. He only hired all those employees out of the goodness of his heart--even the factory employees. He actually made every product by hand.
ReplyDeleteBless his befuddled heart
ReplyDelete"Meanwhile, the immortal zombie Henry Ford still makes Fords. "
ReplyDeleteAnd somehow still finds time to run the Aryan Nation!
So there's a huge backlog at the Pearly Gates, and Edwin Perkins finally steps up to be judged. St. Peter asks him what he accomplished in his life.
ReplyDelete"Well, sir, I invented Kool-Aid, so I guess there's that."
St. Peter then asks him if he has any regrets in life.
"Well, sir, I was really keen on the idea of producing some apple-flavored Kool-Aid, but we never got it to market before I died, so I never did find out if it would be popular."
At this point, way at the back end of the line, and old guy in a black turtleneck pipes up, "I made a fortune on it!"
I am stealing that.
ReplyDelete@Doctor Tarr:
ReplyDeleteI have another one, but it's a bit too soon for something that dark.
Aside from that, I did just catch one of the iPhone 4S ads where you tell it your trouble and it tries to figure out a way to help. I found myself wondering what would happen if you told it that Steve Jobs had died.