October 6, 2011

To his friend as they walked into the store...

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  1. So I assume his internet handle starts with the word "Darth".

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  2. Probably talking about Scalzi: http://www.filmcritic.com/features/2011/10/six-reasons-it-sucks-to-be-a-jedi/

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  3. Angry Jedi seeks Girl Zombie for Companionship

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  4. Much anger in this one I sense. Ready to become a Jedi, he is not.

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  5. THEY are the ones who are the ball lickers!

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  6. Much anger, ready to be whiny,emo Jedi and become Sith he is.

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  7. The Force* is strong with this one.

    *And when I say "Force," I mean "nerd anger."

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  8. Emmi: Also the whole thing about being portrayed by Mark Hamill or Hayden Christianson if you want to GET SHIT DONE, or by Frank Oz and a muppet if you want to waddle around a swamp all day thinking about how easily you could have prevented the collapse of civilisation and all your friends getting slaughtered if you had just told Liam Neeson "you can't train a dead kid" back in Phantom Menace.

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  9. He would never be a Jedi. Only Sith deal in absolutes.

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  10. "I <3 ZOMBIES" --A moron

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  11. I agree with this guy. If I were a Jedi, I'd be a total dick. Same as if I were Spiderman.

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  12. If I were a jedi I'd be spiderman.

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