Yes, your "girlfriend" is just so awful!
How do these people get girlfriends? I would really like to know...
Man, who knew left hands could be so snarky?
The quote doesn't say anything about girlfriend. It sounds more like "mom."
Ah! His mother makes more sense.At least she isn't making fun of his attempt at a beard.
You know, most people would just say "I'm gay" and leave it at that.
"She says that my neck beard keeps the vampires away."