tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8799511146497548002.post4492240484298631522..comments2023-10-31T05:55:49.429-04:00Comments on OUR VALUED CUSTOMERS: While discussing Steve Jobs...MRTIMhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04716101491557959174noreply@blogger.comBlogger13125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8799511146497548002.post-12146423894715391542011-10-24T03:29:20.993-04:002011-10-24T03:29:20.993-04:00@Doctor Tarr:
I have another one, but it's a b...@Doctor Tarr:<br />I have another one, but it's a bit too soon for something that dark.<br /><br />Aside from that, I did just catch one of the iPhone 4S ads where you tell it your trouble and it tries to figure out a way to help. I found myself wondering what would happen if you told it that Steve Jobs had died.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8799511146497548002.post-83286859282532927382011-10-11T18:37:09.367-04:002011-10-11T18:37:09.367-04:00I am stealing that.I am stealing that.Doctor Tarrhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02722106527742038069noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8799511146497548002.post-91032307320557518722011-10-10T04:30:54.804-04:002011-10-10T04:30:54.804-04:00So there's a huge backlog at the Pearly Gates,...So there's a huge backlog at the Pearly Gates, and Edwin Perkins finally steps up to be judged. St. Peter asks him what he accomplished in his life.<br /><br />"Well, sir, I invented Kool-Aid, so I guess there's that."<br /><br />St. Peter then asks him if he has any regrets in life.<br /><br />"Well, sir, I was really keen on the idea of producing some apple-flavored Kool-Aid, but we never got it to market before I died, so I never did find out if it would be popular."<br /><br />At this point, way at the back end of the line, and old guy in a black turtleneck pipes up, "I made a fortune on it!"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8799511146497548002.post-17159751599084768842011-10-08T15:45:07.214-04:002011-10-08T15:45:07.214-04:00"Meanwhile, the immortal zombie Henry Ford st..."Meanwhile, the immortal zombie Henry Ford still makes Fords. "<br /><br />And somehow still finds time to run the Aryan Nation!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8799511146497548002.post-28736312649230314992011-10-07T23:36:40.632-04:002011-10-07T23:36:40.632-04:00Bless his befuddled heartBless his befuddled heartAnonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18249560646828240229noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8799511146497548002.post-53564717403117683592011-10-07T21:39:57.217-04:002011-10-07T21:39:57.217-04:00Sssshhhhh. Don't let the secret out. He only h...Sssshhhhh. Don't let the secret out. He only hired all those employees out of the goodness of his heart--even the factory employees. He actually made every product by hand.Erichttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13467040903461968671noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8799511146497548002.post-67424102720236520882011-10-07T21:04:56.088-04:002011-10-07T21:04:56.088-04:00Jobs didn't invent anything. I wonder if this ...Jobs didn't invent anything. I wonder if this idiot has ever even heard of Steve Wozniak.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8799511146497548002.post-16049967210128907872011-10-07T19:52:52.229-04:002011-10-07T19:52:52.229-04:00Meanwhile, the immortal zombie Henry Ford still ma...Meanwhile, the immortal zombie Henry Ford still makes Fords.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8799511146497548002.post-7354320345710128762011-10-07T15:18:36.387-04:002011-10-07T15:18:36.387-04:00Geez this person cult around Steve Jobs is really ...Geez this person cult around Steve Jobs is really ridiculous :) No offense to the guy though. May he rest in peace.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8799511146497548002.post-31473377352245994292011-10-07T12:25:18.614-04:002011-10-07T12:25:18.614-04:00That's so incredibly dumb that I can't eve...That's so incredibly dumb that I can't even laugh at the guy. I just feel kinda bad for him.Person Mannoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8799511146497548002.post-85071808108669449262011-10-07T12:01:42.402-04:002011-10-07T12:01:42.402-04:00I'd guess it's been a while the religion i...I'd guess it's been a while the religion is been maintaining itself.BanZZhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15100545561676382804noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8799511146497548002.post-61135053884341397362011-10-07T11:54:33.231-04:002011-10-07T11:54:33.231-04:00The big question is whether the new leadership can...The big question is whether the new leadership can maintain the religion, not the products.Doctor Tarrhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02722106527742038069noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8799511146497548002.post-54119724551177507922011-10-07T10:27:59.112-04:002011-10-07T10:27:59.112-04:00I can understand the "I do my own stunts"...I can understand the "I do my own stunts" shirt, he's probably injured his head a few timesSome Swedish Guyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12187934576481472067noreply@blogger.com