This guy is OTM.
For the win!
Is it cheating if Mr. Tim quotes himself?
Fear Itself? More like Crap Itself!
More like Fastest Night! Or is that not topical anymore?
I wanna play!"BLACKEST NIGHT? More like WHACKest Night."
Civil War? More like Civil WART!Why'd you pick someone who was saying something 99% of comic readers agree with, anyways?
Slow OVC day, it seems."House of M? More like HOUSE OF BM!"
"Brightest Day? More like Brightest GAY!"
Mutant Massacre? More like Mutant Assacre.
I wonder if the guy knows about the reboot that's going to happen right after Flashpoint... o_o
That made me laugh pretty hard, so wins on him.
Identity Crisis! More like "My Ass in These Pie Pants!"Mmmm....pie pants.My apologies - I've very high right now.
Infinity War? More like Infinity WHORES.Y'know...because they whore their titles with a "crossover" into the main series...two jokes in one!
Onslaught? More like OnSLUT!Fear Itself? More like QUEER Itself!Scism? More like JISM!
Actually, the clever name is FLUSHpoint.
I wish he was smiling so he'd atleast have an air of smugness, as if he had a sense of pleasue in his life. That frown just makes him seem like a very sad man.
he's got a point and he's sad because he realizes that.
Worse than crossovers are the gritty reboots that follow. everyone knows it won't stick, so it just wastes time, and gets in the way of the book you were trying to read.
Zero Hour?! More like Zero Interest!
O.M.D. the graphic novel? More like O.M.D. the Eighties band!
Y'know, I completely agree with this one. Crossovers and megaevents and "nothing will ever be the same" stunts should be done sparingly, not one per year. Even if they drive the sales up for a little while, they leave the continuity into a confusing state and if you have a megaevent every year, that confusion never ends.Just let it rest for a while. Step back and don't touch anything for five years or so. Let them build the next sandcastle before you kick it all apart.
there's a reason the only American comic I read anymore is Gold Digger