Today's customer was submitted by Matt V. from Fairfax Virginia who overheard this in his local comic shop. Check back all week to see the winners from the 2013 OVC submission contest!
Wow, thanks Tim! You really captured his essence there. I'm sure the gentleman himself would be proud, if he could tear himself away from battling Spider-Man, ninjas, and difficult Hot Pocket packaging.
Him: "I can block any attack!"
ReplyDeleteYou: *take a swings at his arm and connect*
Him: "No, I wasn't ready, try that again!"
God, this guy is impressive...why does he not use his power to fight evil!?
ReplyDelete...or DOES he?
Bwhahahahahahahaha!
ReplyDeleteThis was my reaction precisely. And I doubt we are alone.
DeleteWow, thanks Tim! You really captured his essence there. I'm sure the gentleman himself would be proud, if he could tear himself away from battling Spider-Man, ninjas, and difficult Hot Pocket packaging.
ReplyDeleteHot Pockets take years of dedication to defeat.
DeleteIt's true. I've spent a decade training and I still haven't mastered the sweet spot that yields no scalding hot filling.
DeleteIt almost looks like he's shirtless under that coat...
ReplyDeleteThis guy makes me wanna burn my Green Lantern shirt so I could be no way associated with him
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