"Aw, jeez. And you got the stink lines and everything." - Moe Szyslak
The sweatstains in his armpits are to die for. What girl wouldn't want that?
He's probably talking to the flies that buzz around him.
Every girl he's ever met probably "friendzones" him too. You gotta feel kinda sorry for guys like this, they don't realise they suck.
Is that a Matter-eater Lad t-shirt!?
I think this guy would even be lucky to be anywhere near "friend zone" status with any females who could dress themselves