December 17, 2013

To his friends...

Today's customer was submitted by Ernest M. from Southern Arizona who over heard this in his local comic book store. Check back all week to see the other winners of the 2013 OVC submission contest!

7 comments:

  1. "Aw, jeez. And you got the stink lines and everything." - Moe Szyslak

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  2. The sweatstains in his armpits are to die for. What girl wouldn't want that?

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  3. He's probably talking to the flies that buzz around him.

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  4. Every girl he's ever met probably "friendzones" him too. You gotta feel kinda sorry for guys like this, they don't realise they suck.

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  5. Is that a Matter-eater Lad t-shirt!?

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  6. I think this guy would even be lucky to be anywhere near "friend zone" status with any females who could dress themselves

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