Him: "I can block any attack!"You: *take a swings at his arm and connect*Him: "No, I wasn't ready, try that again!"
God, this guy is impressive...why does he not use his power to fight evil!?...or DOES he?
This was my reaction precisely. And I doubt we are alone.
Wow, thanks Tim! You really captured his essence there. I'm sure the gentleman himself would be proud, if he could tear himself away from battling Spider-Man, ninjas, and difficult Hot Pocket packaging.
Hot Pockets take years of dedication to defeat.
It's true. I've spent a decade training and I still haven't mastered the sweet spot that yields no scalding hot filling.
It almost looks like he's shirtless under that coat...
This guy makes me wanna burn my Green Lantern shirt so I could be no way associated with him