http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=Ll9EFED2xrQ#t=40s Never thought a Harry Potter movie would provide the perfect reaction piece...
As someone who has worked in a comic store for the last 25 years, I can assure you never get used to how terrible people smell once they stop showering.
Look at the zombie eating Billy. You can tell how long they've been a zombie by how easily they open the skulls up. Man, Billy sure has a set of lungs on him for such a little boy. Now, after they suck down the brains, watch them go for th....EWWWWW!!! The wind shifted...quick, move over the right a few yards, I want you to watch when....
You know, I have never been in such good shape than since the Zombie Apocolpyse happened. I bet I lost 50 lbs. It's great! If only everything didn't smell.
I think everyone likes to fantasize about living some "Road Warrior" post-zombie-apocalypse life. I really don't have that much faith in myself. If there was a zombie apocalypse, you know what I would be? Delicious.
Hey, scoff if you like, but the devil's in the details and I like when people like this gal think of the little things. I remember reefer-related discussions in college where people said they'd like to live during the Renaissance, or in Ancient Greece, or Feudal Japan and invariably I would say "Good luck wiping your a$$ with treebark, sucker!
I am with you completely! Whenever I have a discussion with someone who is romanticizing some olde timey culture, my response is always, "Well, maybe I'm not all that adventuresome, but *I* really enjoy indoor plumbing, modern medicine, toilet paper, showers on a regular basis, not dying from the plague, (although I realize that we have new plagues today), and I like being able to kick back in my safe living room to watch a movie or listen to music, or play a video game. Call me lazy, but I enjoy modern living!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=Ll9EFED2xrQ#t=40s
ReplyDeleteNever thought a Harry Potter movie would provide the perfect reaction piece...
I think this just about every time I watch the Walking Dead. Man... everyone must just smell TERRIBLE. Maybe you get used to it?
ReplyDeleteI bet they all smell like rotting ass
Delete...I'll let myself out.
As someone who has worked in a comic store for the last 25 years, I can assure you never get used to how terrible people smell once they stop showering.
DeleteYep! It's better not to think that people aren't taking baths or brushing their teeth. Makes the sex scenes in the book less appealing.
ReplyDeleteAt first I thought she was talking about a frat house.
ReplyDeleteAre you sure she was talking about zombies and not cruise liners?
ReplyDeleteI wonder if she was talking about the survivors or the zombies?
ReplyDeleteLook at the zombie eating Billy. You can tell how long they've been a zombie by how easily they open the skulls up. Man, Billy sure has a set of lungs on him for such a little boy. Now, after they suck down the brains, watch them go for th....EWWWWW!!! The wind shifted...quick, move over the right a few yards, I want you to watch when....
ReplyDeleteYou know, I have never been in such good shape than since the Zombie Apocolpyse happened. I bet I lost 50 lbs. It's great! If only everything didn't smell.
ReplyDeleteOk...I'll stop now.
I think everyone likes to fantasize about living some "Road Warrior" post-zombie-apocalypse life. I really don't have that much faith in myself. If there was a zombie apocalypse, you know what I would be? Delicious.
ReplyDeleteUntil then, you will simply be fabulous. :)
DeleteHey, scoff if you like, but the devil's in the details and I like when people like this gal think of the little things. I remember reefer-related discussions in college where people said they'd like to live during the Renaissance, or in Ancient Greece, or Feudal Japan and invariably I would say "Good luck wiping your a$$ with treebark, sucker!
ReplyDeleteI am with you completely! Whenever I have a discussion with someone who is romanticizing some olde timey culture, my response is always, "Well, maybe I'm not all that adventuresome, but *I* really enjoy indoor plumbing, modern medicine, toilet paper, showers on a regular basis, not dying from the plague, (although I realize that we have new plagues today), and I like being able to kick back in my safe living room to watch a movie or listen to music, or play a video game. Call me lazy, but I enjoy modern living!"
DeleteHow DO Zombies smell?
ReplyDeleteAwful!
Hardeharhar.
It can't smell any worse than Comic Con.
ReplyDeleteAmen.
DeleteHonestly, this has to be one of the most brilliant remarks I've ever heard.
ReplyDeleteWelcome to Europe!
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