History according to my 12-year-old daughter goes something like this: "In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth. Then a bunch of other stuff happened. Then The Walking Dead came to TV...".
Oh god, he has different taste in music than me oh god, oh god, he must be such a moron because likes something I don't, oh god, why can't the whole world share the same opinions as me, oh god, I'm the best at being pretentious because my opinion is the only right one, oh god, oh god!
Oh god I'm being a presumptuous fuckwit by reading way, way too much into one glib comment, but that doesn't make me an asshole because I'm always right about the sweeping generalisations I make about people based on next to no information.
The only way it could make sense is if he thinks that The Walking Dead is a documentary.
I don't which would be scarier: whether he doesn't understand what a stupid analogy he made, or if he doesn't understand that The Walking Dead isn't real.
Or even scarier: Maybe he thinks that the Vietnam War wasn't real.
yeah, sure. as if nothing else happened :D
ReplyDeletedoes he breed?
Unfortunately, these types breed way frequently and often,
DeleteIt gets worse: they also vote.
DeleteHope not.... :D
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ReplyDeleteI'm going with the "or somethin'" on this one.
ReplyDeleteAhhh, kids...gotta love 'em.
ReplyDeleteor somethin
DeleteOne of them are gonna be Ure President one day.... <3<3<3 From Sweden
DeleteThe Walking Dead IS pretty huge...
ReplyDeleteyeah, sure. as if nothing else happened :D
ReplyDeletedoes he breed? (+1)
Ahhh, kids...gotta love 'em. (+1)
Gotta admire historical perspective of that quality.
ReplyDeleteIt's a pretty apt analogy, actually — Once we got into the Vietnam conflict (or the Walking Dead), it became apparent that there was no point to it.
ReplyDeleteAnd it just drags on and on with no reward in sight.
DeleteAnd lots of guns, death, and moral ambiguity.
DeleteI am inclined to ask for a "Shut up, you idiot" tag on this one. If any OVC panel deserves it, it's this one. Thank you.
ReplyDeleteHistory according to my 12-year-old daughter goes something like this: "In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth. Then a bunch of other stuff happened. Then The Walking Dead came to TV...".
ReplyDeleteTime for Tom Brockaw to write a new book: "The Worst Generation"
ReplyDeleteOh god, was he really wearing a skrillex shirt?
ReplyDeleteOh god, he has different taste in music than me oh god, oh god, he must be such a moron because likes something I don't, oh god, why can't the whole world share the same opinions as me, oh god, I'm the best at being pretentious because my opinion is the only right one, oh god, oh god!
DeleteOh god I'm being a presumptuous fuckwit by reading way, way too much into one glib comment, but that doesn't make me an asshole because I'm always right about the sweeping generalisations I make about people based on next to no information.
DeleteOh lordy! I'm a massive hypocrite but I don't see it because I'm just as a of a fuckwit as the second guy.
DeleteOh no! I'm a robot who has no fucking clue about the concepts of sarcasm and hyperbole!
DeleteOh no! The robot apocalypse has come! Throw out your cell phones and break your computers, that's how they track you!
DeleteI'm Spartacus!
DeleteIt looks like something went wrong with the tags, unless the customer's statement was so mind-boggling that Mr. Tim's only response was "wa?"
ReplyDeleteI guess if you love the characters, reading The Walking Dead is like Vietnam.
ReplyDeleteLook, I'm just trying to see if it can makes sense.
The only way it could make sense is if he thinks that The Walking Dead is a documentary.
DeleteI don't which would be scarier: whether he doesn't understand what a stupid analogy he made, or if he doesn't understand that The Walking Dead isn't real.
Or even scarier: Maybe he thinks that the Vietnam War wasn't real.
"Vietnam War? Wasn't that the Punisher's origin story?"
DeleteI just... I can't... I... I need to go drink until I can't feel feelings...
ReplyDeleteI wish I could go outside right now, pick up a mountain, and drop it on this guy.
ReplyDeleteIt's a good thing that there haven't been anything worse going on, like USA being in two wars...
ReplyDeleteThe tags on this one feel like a response to people requesting tags in comments.
ReplyDeleteTo quote Bart Simpson (of all things) "We need another Vietnam to thin out their ranks a little. "
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