February 19, 2013

To his friend...


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  1. An it's true tag is warranted.

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  2. better question: Why does anyone even like venom?

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    1. burritomouth2/19/2013 12:21 PM

      But that is not funny. It's also stupid, because why does anybody like any character? Because taste is subjective, dummy.

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    2. No, stupid is defining taste as subjective & then dumping on someone else's. Dipshit.

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    3. Not another anonymous.2/19/2013 8:20 PM

      Yes! YES! Pointless arguments! I hunger for mooore!

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  3. Todd McFarlane actually never did. When he created Venom it was just a beefier Spidey with a grin. Erik Larsen started huge-drooling-jaw-teeth-tongue thing. Mark Bagley duly followed suit.

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    1. burritomouth2/19/2013 12:23 PM

      For the record, any time your answer includes the word "actually", you're actually making yourself sound like Comic Book Guy, and just to be clear, that is an insult.

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    2. "For the record" is even douchier. Douche.

      That's an insult too. Ass. And another, tool. Now we're at three, you're not doing very well today are you, burritobutt? And homerun.

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    3. Not another anonymous.2/19/2013 8:23 PM

      Burritobutt was your closer?

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  4. You just answered your question, bud. ;)

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  5. Better this than the opposite, I suppose.

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  6. "Veiny Alien Wang" would make a great name for a band.

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  7. How does he talk with the tongue flopping around anyway?

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  8. How much do we know about the symbiote's biology?

    Maybe that is its veiny alien wang.

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    1. Not another anonymous.2/20/2013 9:25 AM

      Maybe Venom just needed to be "loved".

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  9. Vieny Alien Wang is my the name of my Joe Satriani Cover Band

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