Todd McFarlane actually never did. When he created Venom it was just a beefier Spidey with a grin. Erik Larsen started huge-drooling-jaw-teeth-tongue thing. Mark Bagley duly followed suit.
For the record, any time your answer includes the word "actually", you're actually making yourself sound like Comic Book Guy, and just to be clear, that is an insult.
An it's true tag is warranted.
ReplyDeletebetter question: Why does anyone even like venom?
ReplyDeleteBut that is not funny. It's also stupid, because why does anybody like any character? Because taste is subjective, dummy.
DeleteNo, stupid is defining taste as subjective & then dumping on someone else's. Dipshit.
DeleteYes! YES! Pointless arguments! I hunger for mooore!
DeleteTodd McFarlane actually never did. When he created Venom it was just a beefier Spidey with a grin. Erik Larsen started huge-drooling-jaw-teeth-tongue thing. Mark Bagley duly followed suit.
ReplyDeleteFor the record, any time your answer includes the word "actually", you're actually making yourself sound like Comic Book Guy, and just to be clear, that is an insult.
Delete"For the record" is even douchier. Douche.
DeleteThat's an insult too. Ass. And another, tool. Now we're at three, you're not doing very well today are you, burritobutt? And homerun.
Burritobutt was your closer?
DeleteYou just answered your question, bud. ;)
ReplyDeleteBetter this than the opposite, I suppose.
ReplyDelete"Veiny Alien Wang" would make a great name for a band.
ReplyDeleteHow does he talk with the tongue flopping around anyway?
ReplyDeleteBadly. *rimshot*
DeleteHow much do we know about the symbiote's biology?
ReplyDeleteMaybe that is its veiny alien wang.
Maybe Venom just needed to be "loved".
DeleteVieny Alien Wang is my the name of my Joe Satriani Cover Band
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