"Super boyfriends". This indicates that they talked about other potential super boyfriends. I am suddenly intrigued about how the rest of this conversation went.
Based solely on the used of the word "bonked" I must assume this was the cutest conversation about nerds dating superheroes that has ever happened in a comic shop.
He could take off the goggles, then you definitely would know if he opened his eyes...
Why does it matter if his eyes are open when you're kissing him?
Because you bonk those goggles wrong and you get face-blasted, and not in the dirty way.
Cause people don't make out with their eyes open nerd, that is creepy
Ahhhh...the dilemna blind people face every day of their love lives.