February 5, 2013

To his friend...


21 comments:

  1. stay-puft is my new favourite comic label

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  2. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suspension_of_disbelief

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    1. burritomouth2/05/2013 11:24 AM

      That's the best "Wikipedia Entry As An Answer" ever. Well done!

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  3. When a woman ask you, "are you the keymaster?"... you say...

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    1. "No, this is Patrick..."

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    2. YOU'RE the keymaster. I'm The Dude, man.

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  4. I mean, Zuul hanging out in my fridge is one thing, but the Stay-Puft marshmallow man is really testing my credulity

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  5. I assume this customer only reads plausible, true-to-life stories of a billionaire who instead of walking chooses to jump from building to building and often assaults a children's entertainer who recently performed a face-removal operation on himself.

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    1. Doesn't Bill Gates do that?

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  6. This needs the "shut up you idiot" tag.

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  7. And the answer is...
    Pretty stupid.

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  8. Don't you hate it when you're watching a fantasy comedy and something unrealistic happens?

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  9. Yeah, because nuclear proton packs were so in during 1984. What, you didn't have one?

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  10. this needs a its true tag. a giant marshmellow man can`t happen

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    1. I think you mean "a giant harshmellow, man".

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  11. I've never seen someone so deserving of my trademark backhand-across-the-face.

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  12. Trademark? What are you, a pimp?

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  13. This guy prefers Die Hard.




    I was in the Culver's Resturant the other evening with my wife, next to a bunch of teenagers. They decided to go to a movie, and decided to go see PARKER. One lad, in all sincerety, said, "Cool...that Statham is GREAT actor."

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  14. The obvious response:

    "You dope, it's all true! Based on real events! Hell, Stay-Puft is directly modeled on YOUR MOM!"

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  15. Let me get this straight. The movie has Rick Moranis bone Sigourney Weaver, but it's the giant marshmallow man he calls unbelievable?

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