I assume this customer only reads plausible, true-to-life stories of a billionaire who instead of walking chooses to jump from building to building and often assaults a children's entertainer who recently performed a face-removal operation on himself.
I was in the Culver's Resturant the other evening with my wife, next to a bunch of teenagers. They decided to go to a movie, and decided to go see PARKER. One lad, in all sincerety, said, "Cool...that Statham is GREAT actor."
stay-puft is my new favourite comic label
ReplyDeletehttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suspension_of_disbelief
ReplyDeleteThat's the best "Wikipedia Entry As An Answer" ever. Well done!
DeleteWhen a woman ask you, "are you the keymaster?"... you say...
ReplyDelete"No, this is Patrick..."
DeleteYOU'RE the keymaster. I'm The Dude, man.
DeleteI mean, Zuul hanging out in my fridge is one thing, but the Stay-Puft marshmallow man is really testing my credulity
ReplyDeleteI assume this customer only reads plausible, true-to-life stories of a billionaire who instead of walking chooses to jump from building to building and often assaults a children's entertainer who recently performed a face-removal operation on himself.
ReplyDeleteDoesn't Bill Gates do that?
DeleteThis needs the "shut up you idiot" tag.
ReplyDeleteAnd the answer is...
ReplyDeletePretty stupid.
Don't you hate it when you're watching a fantasy comedy and something unrealistic happens?
ReplyDeleteAhhh....a TGWTG fan!
DeleteYeah, because nuclear proton packs were so in during 1984. What, you didn't have one?
ReplyDeletethis needs a its true tag. a giant marshmellow man can`t happen
ReplyDeleteI think you mean "a giant harshmellow, man".
DeleteI've never seen someone so deserving of my trademark backhand-across-the-face.
ReplyDeleteTrademark? What are you, a pimp?
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ReplyDeleteThis guy prefers Die Hard.
I was in the Culver's Resturant the other evening with my wife, next to a bunch of teenagers. They decided to go to a movie, and decided to go see PARKER. One lad, in all sincerety, said, "Cool...that Statham is GREAT actor."
The obvious response:
ReplyDelete"You dope, it's all true! Based on real events! Hell, Stay-Puft is directly modeled on YOUR MOM!"
Let me get this straight. The movie has Rick Moranis bone Sigourney Weaver, but it's the giant marshmallow man he calls unbelievable?
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