Personally I'd love to one day move to a new city, don a porceline mask, a suit and a cape, and just wear that forever throughout my daily life. I sometimes just sit around and think about the logistics of it. What kind of work I'd be able to do without taking off the mask. I'd certainly have to be paid in cash. I could never set foot in a bank like that. All the shopping options that would be limited by this. I suppose I could probably find some place in a big city willing to sell groceries to a masked man, but at the end of it all it's never quite practical.
He may actually be on to something. My roommate has been working on his Bane impression since Friday, which is highly entertaining (mostly because he is saying completely random stuff using that voice).
Not only could I not unsee it, the entire movie was like a Goatse metaphor. Batman, trapped in a deep pit, looking away in revulsion from what was happening on the screen...
*If you don't know what Goatse is, don't Google it.
Point him to the Replica Props Forum.
ReplyDeleteNo. It really wouldn't.
ReplyDeleteIt would be extremely painful... for you...
ReplyDeleteYou should get a mask like Hannibal Lecter wore.
ReplyDeleteI have one!
DeleteToo soon tag?
ReplyDeleteHe's not talking about killing people, so no.
DeletePersonally I'd love to one day move to a new city, don a porceline mask, a suit and a cape, and just wear that forever throughout my daily life. I sometimes just sit around and think about the logistics of it. What kind of work I'd be able to do without taking off the mask. I'd certainly have to be paid in cash. I could never set foot in a bank like that. All the shopping options that would be limited by this. I suppose I could probably find some place in a big city willing to sell groceries to a masked man, but at the end of it all it's never quite practical.
ReplyDeleteThe trick is to wear that sort of thing but keep a secret identity for the bank and getting food and whatnot.
DeleteSwap "porcelain mask" for "burqa" and you could do that today.
DeleteAnd if anyone complains, call them racist.
Nope!!! Instead get Batman's mask!!!
ReplyDeleteI can relate. I often wish I could wear a hood like Cobra Commander in my daily life. I would love it if no one really knew what I looked like.
ReplyDeleteWait, what did he say? I can't understand him...
ReplyDeleteI would have agreed if he was talking about the luchador mask he wears in the comics.
ReplyDeleteWhy don't you just get a Reverse Beartrap instead.
ReplyDelete(Working model, please.)
He may actually be on to something. My roommate has been working on his Bane impression since Friday, which is highly entertaining (mostly because he is saying completely random stuff using that voice).
ReplyDeleteI'm giving a "can't unsee" warning on this one:
ReplyDeleteBane mask = sideways Goatse.*
Not only could I not unsee it, the entire movie was like a Goatse metaphor. Batman, trapped in a deep pit, looking away in revulsion from what was happening on the screen...
*If you don't know what Goatse is, don't Google it.
I said this too, but to be fair, it's because I'm a projectionist. I want people to look up at the booth window and see Bane leering down at them.
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