Not gross at all. This is something that a normal person says to a stranger.
Some memories are better left to the sands of time....
And what, pray tell, do you jerk off to constantly now?
Tarot: Witch of the Black Rose?
not sure what but im sure he finds it on 4chan. maybe he became a bronie
Proving once again that the only thing more pathetic and obnoxious than an obsessed brony is an obsessed anti-brony."Nice weather today.""BRONIEZ R TEH SUX!!""...What?""4CHAN PEDOBEER BUTTHURT!!"
Bronies have a ridiculous persecution complex about the shitty childrens' cartoon that they worship. Anti-bronies are the only sane ones.
And proven yet again.
I guess it could be worse. He could have been constantly jerking off to the Official Handbook of the Marvel Universe.
Or Marvel Zombies.
Official "handbook" I see what you did there
Well in all fairness they are excellent (and OFFICIAL) masturbation material.But talking about jerking off to a complete stranger never goes well. I would know. The ladies aren't that impressed when they hear about the time I jerkled off to a SkyMall catolouge in an airplane bathroom when I was 14.
I know I jerk off to Marvel Zombies.
I think maybe that needs a TMI label as well...lol.
Really? -No "It's True!" tag here??? .........oh, well I should probably get going then...
I'm sure he wasn't the only one, although most wouldn't admit it in public.At least he wasn't jerking off in the store.
I wouldn't say "constantly" but, you know... I also can't say "never".
This is relevant to my interests. Not for masturbation, of course.
Oh. My. Freaking. God.
Of all things, I never thought I'd see "bate'n" as a tag. That provided a great laugh.
That's my favorite part of the comic.
Glad I'm not drinking anything right now. My monitor'd be soaked.
See Kids this is the sort of thing that went on in the days before the internet.
NOT NOW, I'M BATE'N!
Hey, according to the promo for the Deadpool game, so does Deadpool! Well, at least that's how I read it...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LcV36Nhm3sM
Let's be thankful he didn't discover the Amazing Heroes Swimsuit Specials. Though some of those.. were not exactly in bate'n suits.
"Not to be gross but--" TOO LATE. *trying not to vomit*