July 23, 2012

He thought I should know...


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  1. Not gross at all. This is something that a normal person says to a stranger.

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  2. Some memories are better left to the sands of time....

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  3. And what, pray tell, do you jerk off to constantly now?

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    1. Tarot: Witch of the Black Rose?

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    2. not sure what but im sure he finds it on 4chan. maybe he became a bronie

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    3. Proving once again that the only thing more pathetic and obnoxious than an obsessed brony is an obsessed anti-brony.

      "Nice weather today."
      "BRONIEZ R TEH SUX!!"
      "...What?"
      "4CHAN PEDOBEER BUTTHURT!!"

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    4. Bronies have a ridiculous persecution complex about the shitty childrens' cartoon that they worship. Anti-bronies are the only sane ones.

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    5. And proven yet again.

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  4. I guess it could be worse.
    He could have been constantly jerking off to the Official Handbook of the Marvel Universe.

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    1. Official "handbook" I see what you did there

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  5. Well in all fairness they are excellent (and OFFICIAL) masturbation material.

    But talking about jerking off to a complete stranger never goes well.
    I would know. The ladies aren't that impressed when they hear about the time I jerkled off to a SkyMall catolouge in an airplane bathroom when I was 14.

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  6. I know I jerk off to Marvel Zombies.

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  7. I think maybe that needs a TMI label as well...lol.

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  8. Really? -No "It's True!" tag here??? .........oh, well I should probably get going then...

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  9. I'm sure he wasn't the only one, although most wouldn't admit it in public.

    At least he wasn't jerking off in the store.

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  10. I wouldn't say "constantly" but, you know... I also can't say "never".

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  11. This is relevant to my interests. Not for masturbation, of course.

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  12. Oh. My. Freaking. God.

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  13. Donovon Davis7/23/2012 6:58 PM

    Of all things, I never thought I'd see "bate'n" as a tag. That provided a great laugh.

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    1. That's my favorite part of the comic.

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  14. Glad I'm not drinking anything right now. My monitor'd be soaked.

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  15. See Kids this is the sort of thing that went on in the days before the internet.

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  16. NOT NOW, I'M BATE'N!

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  17. Hey, according to the promo for the Deadpool game, so does Deadpool! Well, at least that's how I read it...
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LcV36Nhm3sM

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  18. Let's be thankful he didn't discover the Amazing Heroes Swimsuit Specials. Though some of those.. were not exactly in bate'n suits.

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  19. "Not to be gross but--" TOO LATE. *trying not to vomit*

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