May 8, 2012

While discussing her boyfriend...


34 comments:

  1. Good call. Don't want your man cheating on you with a fictional character.

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  2. The only submission so far tagged with 'horrible girlfriends'. Does this suggest that all comic book fans have nice girlfriends, or...

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    1. ...none at all?

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  3. Dear Brian,

    Your probably better off with the Black Widow.

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  4. I'm guessing that soon she'll be crying over Brian dumping her.

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    1. That depends. A lot of nerds (not trying to generalize and say most, but a lot) have low self-esteem so they think that whatever girl they can get to go out with them will be the best that they can get ever. No matter how horrible those girlfriends are, the low self-esteem nerd will be too afraid of breaking up with her because he doesn't want to be alone. But, if he has a higher self-esteem, and if he has any common sense in him, he probably already dumped her.

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  5. She's a keeper.

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  6. Who has low self-esteem? The low self-esteem? Or the low self-esteem's dominating girlfriend?

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    1. I was going to say "me" in this reply, but that wasn't funny enough.

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    2. What this girl has is insecurity. Whether or not that is self-esteem related is not in evidence.

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  7. Let me get this straight... she got angry because he said a fictional comic-book character looked good? Is she really THAT insecure? Time for a new girlfriend, buddy.

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  8. Controlling, petty, and insecure, now that's a winning combination.

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  9. Sounds fair to me. Men are, after all, animals enslaved by their raging hormones.

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    1. We are but there's not a lot that we can do with Black Widow.

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    2. And women aren't? Please, they can be just as bad as men. And at the same time, there are men and women who AREN'T mindless hormone-driven sex monkeys. So what I'm trying to say is... stop it with the generalizations, please?

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    3. I think you may have missed the sarcasm there...

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    4. Are you just one person arguing with yourself? Am I?

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    5. Fuck, it's hard to find sarcasm in the written word. Sorry.

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    6. I think most of us sort of assumed that an over-the-top response like that just had to be sarcastic. Either that or the person who wrote it has such an advanced case of recto-cranial inversion that there's no point in paying any attention at all.

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    7. It was sarcasm!

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  10. I'd be willing to wager that she's going to be the first one caught cheating in that relationship, too. If he hadn't already broken up with her after that conversation, that is.

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  11. Any judgement about this person depends on whether or not she herself is pretty, and from the drawing it's not possible to make a definitive assessment.

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  12. This woman needs to join Occupy Refrigerator.

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    1. Part of me feels like I should be full of FEMINIST RAAAAAGE for your clear lack of sensitivity to women's issues or whatever women are supposed to be mad at men for today, but honestly, that was so funny, I can't help but laugh. Occupy Refrigerator indeed!

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  13. Don't ask questions you don't want the answer to.

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  14. Brian desperately needs a new girlfriend.

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    1. As if a new partner would be necessary to upgrade from her.

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  15. Anyone else seeing the comments in 3D or is it just me?

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    1. Only when I wear my glasses instead of contacts, but MAN am I glad you mentioned it. I thought I was the only one!

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  16. angelofthenight5/09/2012 10:54 AM

    Wow how stupid. I'm a straight woman, yet I can admit the black widow was beautiful too. that girl needs to get over herself and grow up. Just cause a man is with you doesn't mean you're the only woman he'll ever be attracted to. I hope this guy went to go see the Avengers then called her to tell her how hot the black widow was before dumping her. :)

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  17. I just want to know where I can find a woman who is a Sex Monkey, Hormone driven or otherwise? :D

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    1. I should clarify, I've been married to the same woman for 40 years, I've not seen a Sex Monkey in several decades :P (and neither has she, to be fair)

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  18. I've seen The Avengers, and I have to say I'd pick seeing it over most of the girls I've dated (especially one who'd try a boneheaded ultimatum like this one).

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