May 7, 2012

After his friend recommended that he read JUSTICE LEAGUE...


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  1. ZombiWorkshop5/07/2012 10:18 AM

    Yeah, except that one time when he teamed up with Spidey, and um... that time with Ghost Rider, then Wolverine, Captain America, The HULK, I'm sure he teamed up with the Darkness at one point... and I think, well... FUCKING ARCHIE! Hell there's a comic with him and Eminem, puh-lease!

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  2. "Now that you mention it, you have been looking more … The Punisher … lately."

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  3. I'm trying to be more like MacGyver, so I do the same thing but smarter and with a better attitude.

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  4. He should be more like the Human Torch.

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  5. Mexican light beer with fruit in it. Very Punisher.

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  6. To be fair, JL DOES suck on toast these days.

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  7. later that evening...gets mugged at gunpoint,shits himself,cries profusely. very punisher.

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  8. I'm actually going to take him at his word. So, Mr. Corona, here are a few tips to help you achieve your dream.

    1) Stop drinking Corona
    2) Loose about 150 pounds
    3) Join Delta Force
    4) Retire from Delta Force and join the FBI
    5) Go undercover to bust some international arms dealers
    6) Suffer the unimaginable agony of having your entire extended family killed by said arms dealers and nearly die yourself
    7) Become The Punisher

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    1. You're right, he didn't specify which version of the Punisher. *I* was hoping he was going to start hunting demons.

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  9. This is such a tough guy. Wasn't there a tag for tough guys ?

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  10. Buck up, chum! I'm sure there's a place for you in one team.
    (...The Brotherhood of Evil Mutants is still in action, right?)

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