Yeah, except that one time when he teamed up with Spidey, and um... that time with Ghost Rider, then Wolverine, Captain America, The HULK, I'm sure he teamed up with the Darkness at one point... and I think, well... FUCKING ARCHIE! Hell there's a comic with him and Eminem, puh-lease!
I'm actually going to take him at his word. So, Mr. Corona, here are a few tips to help you achieve your dream.
1) Stop drinking Corona 2) Loose about 150 pounds 3) Join Delta Force 4) Retire from Delta Force and join the FBI 5) Go undercover to bust some international arms dealers 6) Suffer the unimaginable agony of having your entire extended family killed by said arms dealers and nearly die yourself 7) Become The Punisher
Yeah, except that one time when he teamed up with Spidey, and um... that time with Ghost Rider, then Wolverine, Captain America, The HULK, I'm sure he teamed up with the Darkness at one point... and I think, well... FUCKING ARCHIE! Hell there's a comic with him and Eminem, puh-lease!
ReplyDelete"Now that you mention it, you have been looking more … The Punisher … lately."
ReplyDeleteI'm trying to be more like MacGyver, so I do the same thing but smarter and with a better attitude.
ReplyDeleteHe should be more like the Human Torch.
ReplyDeleteMexican light beer with fruit in it. Very Punisher.
ReplyDeleteTo be fair, JL DOES suck on toast these days.
ReplyDeletelater that evening...gets mugged at gunpoint,shits himself,cries profusely. very punisher.
ReplyDeleteI'm actually going to take him at his word. So, Mr. Corona, here are a few tips to help you achieve your dream.
ReplyDelete1) Stop drinking Corona
2) Loose about 150 pounds
3) Join Delta Force
4) Retire from Delta Force and join the FBI
5) Go undercover to bust some international arms dealers
6) Suffer the unimaginable agony of having your entire extended family killed by said arms dealers and nearly die yourself
7) Become The Punisher
You're right, he didn't specify which version of the Punisher. *I* was hoping he was going to start hunting demons.
DeleteThis is such a tough guy. Wasn't there a tag for tough guys ?
ReplyDeleteBuck up, chum! I'm sure there's a place for you in one team.
ReplyDelete(...The Brotherhood of Evil Mutants is still in action, right?)