October 10, 2011

Regarding Ryan Reynolds playing GREEN LANTERN...

13 comments:

  1. ...Or the Amityville Horror. His character in that film was a veritable poster boy for "lack of will".

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  2. ...Or Green Lantern.

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  3. I thought the casting was great but the writing was horrible. That and they relied way to heavily on piss poor cgi.

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  4. Should have made the movie about Guy Gardner anyways.

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  5. Yes! Guy Gardner is the best Lantern! I mean, it's all about willpower right? Guy has willpower. No social grace mind you, but willpower.

    Also, Ryan Reynolds looks like what I'd have expected Kyle to look like. Maybe they should have went that direction with the movie...

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  6. Well, it is true that every character he's played are the same person, so that statement makes perfect sense.

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  7. So is there a deleted scene where the Guardians are watching the collected work of Ryan Reynolds before deciding whether he's worthy of the ring?

    "Ganthet, have you finished watching the "Two Guys & a Girl" box set yet? We need to make decision. Sinestro, what do you think?"

    "If we're basing our decision on leading man looks, then Reynolds is the better choice. However, if we base it on comedic timing, I still say Jack Black should get it."

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  8. Wait...Iggy Pop as the Green Lantern? What? Maybe as Speedy in Green Arrow, cause of all the heroin use...

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  9. You people are all stupid. Get a life.

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  10. Oh noes! Anon@7:00AM insulted us! Now we will never know if that was the girl with the 1UP shirt in the comic or Ryan Reynolds himself who dissed us.

    Or maybe it was Iggy Pop.

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  11. guardians didn't choose him. ring chose him. pay some goddamn attention next time you're watching a bad movie based on bad comic books.

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