And how come the crew never has to use the bathroom? That ain't real. That's fuckin dumb.
Except for all the episodes where they do "run out of gas"
Because they have all those god-like gas monsters to power the ship with, duh!
And how come they don't reinstall the computer OS every 12 hours? That ain't real. That's fuckin dumb.
And how come on Star Trek the stupid ship never runs out of Red Shirts?
Ooh. So I dreamed all the episodes where they DO run out of gas. Awesome !
How come in the Star Wars movies Luke never had to change the batteries in his lightsaber? That ain't real. That's fuckin dumb.
Hollister. Fuckin dumb.
How come on this website, people never make snide comments about the comic above? That's not real, that's fucking dumb.
How come in real life he spends so much money on garbage "designer" clothing that he can't afford to put gas in his car? That's not real, that's fucking dumb.
How come on TNG, Starfleet's flagship has children living on board? How come none of them ever die in any of the numerous battles that the Enterprise is in? That's not real, that's fucking dumb.
Then this guy would love Voyager, it's basically a series about a ship that keeps running out of gas.
I know just what he means. Like all those submarines and aircraft carriers we use today having to constantly stop for diesel fuel-hey, wait a minute...
"Then this guy would love Voyager, it's basically a series about a ship that keeps running out of gas."Ah ha ha ha ha, oh god I hate that show.
I have a car, it never "runs out of gas." I put in more gas in a timely manner to prevent this, you fuzz-whiskered parasite.
Also there's the simple fact that in space you don't need to be constantly consuming your fuel supply... that man needs to take a physics course.
How come in Firefly...nah. The show was perfect.
How come in Batman, Bruce Wayne never runs out of money? That ain't real. That's fuckin' dumb.(See also: sleep, doesn't.)
How come in Mr. Tim's shop, they never run out of dumb-asses?
So wait, does the Enterprise run on premium or unleaded?
@Anon 7:14It's the future. It runs on Ethanol.
How come your Hollister T-shirt doesn’t make you look like an Abercrombie & Fitch model? That’s fuckin’ dumb.
How come we never see Data plug himself in to recharge. That's fuckin dumb.
So the thing where there are repetitions upon repetitions of the subject's words with a minor variation, clawing the bottom of the barrel for ever more obscure and tenuous examples... is that what Tigerama called 'wit' a few cartoons back?Speaking of cartoons, is this guy a refugee from the Simpsons?http://www.anvari.org/cols/The_Simpsons_Characters_Picture_Gallery/Cletus_Del_Roy.html
Dear Anonymous (if that is your real name):To answer your questions: yes and maybe. Changing what the subject's comments are to ever more ridiculous statements has been a staple here. Although lately there seems to be one lone dissenter (usually named "Anonymous") who makes it a point to try to insult the commenters. I'm not sure why or what the person's point is, other than some people enjoy spoiling other people's harmless fun. Or attempting to spoil it. You would think that if he/she hated the comments posted here so much, they wouldn't read them. But maybe this person has been banned from the other comic book forums and this is their only outlet for anger.R.I.P. Tigerama. You are missed.
How come people here don't think of something more witty than repeating some strange kid's words with minor variations? That ain't real.
How come some people complain about others repeating some strange kid's words with minor variations, then do the exact same thing? That ain't real. That's fuckin dumb.Really.