October 16, 2011

To her boyfriend regarding a VISION action figure...

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  1. If she really does look like that then her boyfriend must have really low standards.

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  2. I never understood all the face piercings either. But I think it's a reflex from years of braces. Drunks with face piercings are...Well ever see some one get their face frozen to the ground because they passed out to late in the fall?

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  3. Reminds me of that old joke that goes "I went to the Zoo with my girlfriend yesterday, but they said they didn't want her".

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  4. Hilarious! Vision IS Jamaican Flag Man!

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  5. smartypants.10/16/2011 2:56 PM

    This is so great. If I didn't know better I would think he was too.

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  6. HA! You know- drunk customers can be some of THE BEST, or WORST, customers... sometimes simultaneously. This is a drunk "Jus' Folks" for sure.
    And do you know what THE MOST AWESOME part of it is? It's that little tiny Vision figure you drew...
    That, Sir -that will have me laughing all damn day...

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  7. No Pengo, that's the X-men's Banshee.

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  8. I plan on printing this out and coloring it in to add to the hilarity.

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  9. "If she really does look like that then her boyfriend must have really low standards."

    Perhaps he's got a lot of piercings himself and she's one of the few women who meets *his* standards for body art...

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  10. That's the problem with a lot of the Silver Age superheroes. They look like a smurf puked on the page and someone thought it was an approved character design.

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  11. Good thing she didn't find a Triathlon action figure.

    Oh wait, they probably never made one...

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  12. I think he pronounces it "Jamaica-Mon!"

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  13. Has she ever seen the Jamaican flag? Clearly not.

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  14. Sure, drunk chick, let's go with that. Because really, who gives a flying fuck about the Vision?

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  15. @10:19 Anon: Scarlet Witch?

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  16. >sniff< I'm just trying to be the best superhero I can.

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