Man, He sounds so lonely
Hey, anonymous guys on the Internet have feelings, too!
I'd like to think of it that he knows how lonely Peter Parker is and just wants to be there for him. Either way, this is great
And I wish that when I'm talking to some chick on the Internet, she's really a hot 25 year-old blonde who models part-time, manages her own investment portfolio, and just wants to be loved for who she is "on the inside" rather than the large family inheritance she stands to inherit. But that ain't gonna happen either, kid!
I'm pretty sure Spiderman wouldn't have any lame friends IRL.
...or better yet, not some pedophile.
I wonder if he's met the Catwoman guy...
Let's be honest- as kids, we all wanted to grow up and be friends with Spider-Man and have fun adventures with him. This is just the logical progression of that.
With that sincere expression I just want to pat the guy on the head and tell him everything will be okay.
Hey, you guys can poke fun all you want, but how many of you can honestly say you wouldn't jump at the opportunity to be best bros with the real Spider-Man if given the chance? Yeah, that's what I though.
I totally wanted to be friends with Spider-Man. I'd have told him to ignore all the mean things that Jameson says about him, and if he ever needed a place to hide out, he could totally use my room.
I wanted to be friends with Mary Jane.
Bosom buddies, so to speak.
I think the internet just died a little bit.
Wait, all this time I could have been Facebook friends with a fake Spider-Man? That’s pretty good too!