Haha, I think this is "jus' folks".
I'd blow Robert Kirkman, I am gay and by god he has a bear following that would be lining up to blow him after meAnd its nothing to do with his writing (but thats good too!)
Lord knows what he'd do the exhumed corpse of William Shakespeare.
Thanks ... but I'll pass.
Shoulda told him that Stephen King's an amazing writer, see what his reply was.
The comments are even better than the joke itself!
He's only a crazie if he's really being serious. Somehow, I don't think he is. Plenty of people make similar comments but they're hardly meant to be taken literally. They're more for shock value and that's about it.
It's true. Hey Richard. Were rumours about your death greatly exaggerated?
Oh definitely, I mean 'Cancer of the Pseudonym'?. Ridculous. Now go blow King.
@Robert KirkmanI think you should call his bluff.
So if he would blow Kirkman and he's "not even gay" (love that he has to make that clear to his girlfriend), then what would he do to writers of greater or lesser talent? Would he get a sex change and become Alan Moore's live-in mistress? Would Peter David merit a hand job? Would he open mouth kiss J.T. Krul?
@Slade Grayson FTW...Alan Moore's post-op mistress? Someone needs to write that
You mean Alan Moore hasn't already?
It's funny... I've had similar discussions with my wife. Rhianna Pratchett is on my "Celebrity List" for the simple fact that, were we to be romantically involved, she would have to introduce me to her father, Terry Pratchett, at some point.-DW
Kirkman is a terrible writer.
Dude, terrible and terrific are NOT synonymous... you really should've remembered it by now.
Oh, come on now, Slade. Peter David deserves a LITTLE more than just the handy j.
My husband says this all the time. The list of people he would 'do' because they are just that awesome is... exhaustive... XD
I don't think this counts as "crazies" because it's clearly a joke.However, I do think it's hilarious he had to remind his girlfriend he's not gay.
I guess that means she has his permission to blow Neil Gaiman?
I seem to recall Amanda hinting that she and Neil has an open kind of marriage, so that might work out.Funny story, Neil Gaiman is the only celebrity I have ever met, and I was so nervous I forgot how to speak in sentences. For no real reason. That guy is chill as fuck.