OMG, Idiocracy has started...
I thought that was just a fable, but then it turns out it's not even the future, it's already happening. D:
So your saying dint water my plants with them
taste the beast!
And cigarettes are better for your lungs than plain old oxygen.
Brawndo maybe, but never monster!
It's true! Cigarette smoke is full of minerals, and minerals are an essential part of this balanced breakfast.
It's got the electrolytes humans CRAVE!
These donuts are really good for you. I eat like 4 or 5 a day. They're even better for you than regular nuts.
Damn, beaten to the punch on the Idiocracy jokes :P
Instead of citing Idiocracy, I will just wish this guy good luck in passing all those kidney stones.
If this gentleman is past his college years then he has no RIGHT drinking that shit!
How does his hand stop shaking long enough to pick up another can?
He won´t live long enough to spread his genes.Not sure if thats a good or a bad thing.
Natural selection is always a good thing.
I say we relax and allow him to wend his way to a well-deserved early grave.
God save the queen
Did anyone else read about that woman a few months back who checked herself into the ER, and they eventually discovered that she'd spent the previous 8 weeks drinking 10 cans of 5-Hour Energy each day? Or how about that company that ripped off The Drew Carey Show and made an alcoholic energy drink?@ Anon 11:14Worked for my brother. If by worked you mean "grew kidney stones".@ SallyPWhen I was a senior in high school, I knew a guy who drank a 6-pack of Jolt for lunch one day. No food, just six cans of pop that make Mountain Dew look like the pisswater it looks like.
Just wait until he discovers 4LOCO.