Did anyone else read about that woman a few months back who checked herself into the ER, and they eventually discovered that she'd spent the previous 8 weeks drinking 10 cans of 5-Hour Energy each day? Or how about that company that ripped off The Drew Carey Show and made an alcoholic energy drink?
@ Anon 11:14 Worked for my brother. If by worked you mean "grew kidney stones".
@ SallyP When I was a senior in high school, I knew a guy who drank a 6-pack of Jolt for lunch one day. No food, just six cans of pop that make Mountain Dew look like the pisswater it looks like.
OMG, Idiocracy has started...
ReplyDeleteI thought that was just a fable, but then it turns out it's not even the future, it's already happening. D:
DeleteSo your saying dint water my plants with them
ReplyDeletetaste the beast!
ReplyDeleteAnd cigarettes are better for your lungs than plain old oxygen.
ReplyDeleteBrawndo maybe, but never monster!
ReplyDeleteIt's true! Cigarette smoke is full of minerals, and minerals are an essential part of this balanced breakfast.
ReplyDeleteIt's got the electrolytes humans CRAVE!
ReplyDeleteThese donuts are really good for you. I eat like 4 or 5 a day. They're even better for you than regular nuts.
ReplyDeleteDamn, beaten to the punch on the Idiocracy jokes :P
ReplyDeleteInstead of citing Idiocracy, I will just wish this guy good luck in passing all those kidney stones.
ReplyDeleteIf this gentleman is past his college years then he has no RIGHT drinking that shit!
ReplyDeleteHow does his hand stop shaking long enough to pick up another can?
ReplyDeleteHe won´t live long enough to spread his genes.
ReplyDeleteNot sure if thats a good or a bad thing.
Natural selection is always a good thing.
ReplyDeleteI say we relax and allow him to wend his way to a well-deserved early grave.
ReplyDeleteSounds legit.
ReplyDeleteGod save the queen
ReplyDeleteDid anyone else read about that woman a few months back who checked herself into the ER, and they eventually discovered that she'd spent the previous 8 weeks drinking 10 cans of 5-Hour Energy each day? Or how about that company that ripped off The Drew Carey Show and made an alcoholic energy drink?
ReplyDelete@ Anon 11:14
Worked for my brother. If by worked you mean "grew kidney stones".
@ SallyP
When I was a senior in high school, I knew a guy who drank a 6-pack of Jolt for lunch one day. No food, just six cans of pop that make Mountain Dew look like the pisswater it looks like.
Just wait until he discovers 4LOCO.
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