October 17, 2011

After his friend asked him about his enormous MONSTER energy drink...

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  1. OMG, Idiocracy has started...

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    1. I thought that was just a fable, but then it turns out it's not even the future, it's already happening. D:

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  2. So your saying dint water my plants with them

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  3. taste the beast!

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  4. And cigarettes are better for your lungs than plain old oxygen.

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  5. Brawndo maybe, but never monster!

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  6. It's true! Cigarette smoke is full of minerals, and minerals are an essential part of this balanced breakfast.

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  7. It's got the electrolytes humans CRAVE!

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  8. These donuts are really good for you. I eat like 4 or 5 a day. They're even better for you than regular nuts.

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  9. Damn, beaten to the punch on the Idiocracy jokes :P

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  10. Instead of citing Idiocracy, I will just wish this guy good luck in passing all those kidney stones.

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  11. If this gentleman is past his college years then he has no RIGHT drinking that shit!

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  12. How does his hand stop shaking long enough to pick up another can?

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  13. He won´t live long enough to spread his genes.
    Not sure if thats a good or a bad thing.

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  14. Natural selection is always a good thing.

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  15. I say we relax and allow him to wend his way to a well-deserved early grave.

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  16. Did anyone else read about that woman a few months back who checked herself into the ER, and they eventually discovered that she'd spent the previous 8 weeks drinking 10 cans of 5-Hour Energy each day? Or how about that company that ripped off The Drew Carey Show and made an alcoholic energy drink?

    @ Anon 11:14
    Worked for my brother. If by worked you mean "grew kidney stones".

    @ SallyP
    When I was a senior in high school, I knew a guy who drank a 6-pack of Jolt for lunch one day. No food, just six cans of pop that make Mountain Dew look like the pisswater it looks like.

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  17. Just wait until he discovers 4LOCO.

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