September 12, 2011

To her friend while they discussed BATMAN characters...

24 comments:

  1. Who can blame her for wanting someone with a sense of humor?

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  2. She just wants a man that can put a smile on her face.

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  3. "Do you wanna know how I got my scars?"
    "Oh you have such sweet pillow talk, Mr. J!"

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  4. In before "Harley Quinn shops at your store?" comments.

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  5. So she's into psychotic abusive boyfriends? She could just go to any trailer park below the Mason-Dixon line and get the same results.

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  6. Homicidle phschopaths are exactly my type.

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  7. Dude, did she see the rebooted Detective Comics #1. Joker was all nekkie... and it's not a good look for him *shudder*

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  8. Looking good, doctor Quinzel.

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  9. I'm holding out for The Penguin.

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  10. Because when I look for a "Significant Other" the first thing that pops into my head is "Homicidal Maniac"

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  11. Someone needs to take her to a therapist asap.

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  12. The way I see it the joker has always been more likable than Batman. He's not someone you'd actually want to spend any time around, but he's the only person in that universe with a sense of humor. Particularly true of classic Batman, who tends to sound like a public service announcement.

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  13. The "classic" Batman basically was a PSA, pretty much all the golden-age heroes were. "Truth, Justice and the American Way..." and all that.

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  14. Do you really think trailer parks north of the Mason-Dixon Line have a classier population?

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  15. My thoughts exactly Doctor Tarr!
    -Professor Feather

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  16. Yes, but only because they all have monocles. Cracked, dusty monocles, but monocles.

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  17. Only the Penguin has a monocle, Tiger thought derisively.

    And then he thought, really? Has my life come to this? Playing gotcha about the fucking PENGUIN? So he turned off his computer, got up and went outside, and everybody and everything lived happily ever after.

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  18. I am not truly shocked by this. anyway she said "get with" not "have a deep meaningful relationship"

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  19. >>So he turned off his computer, ...

    Oh jeez. I've been reading it as TigerMAMA all this time.

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  20. Personally, I'd rather get with Poison Ivy. I'd like to scratch that itch.
    But why pussyfoot around? I'd get with Catwoman in a second.
    ...
    Okay, I'll stop now.

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  21. @Doctor Tarr

    When I have to run errands before work, I end up driving past a gated trailer park. So...qualified maybe?

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  22. TIGERMAMA - QUEEN OF INDETERMINENT GENDER

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  23. Alicia, show the lady why you wear this mask.

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