September 11, 2011

To his friend...

Good to know.

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  1. If I was Kyle Reese, that guy would get what he's asking for. *shudder*

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  2. And this comic reminds me why I sometimes agree with him!!!

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  3. If he were Sarah Conner, he'd a done it with Schwarzenegger instead.

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  4. I still think it's better to let the Wookie win.

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  5. This sumbitch is lyin'. Everybody wants to bang some Kyle Reese. EVERYBODY.

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  6. If I was Sarah Conner, I would have done it with Kyle Reese, but I would have insisted on him using protection. That way everyone wins!

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  7. If I was Magneto...I WOULDN'T spend all day messin' with Professor X's stupid metal wheelchair...cuz secretly the wheelchair is a robot, and I'd want the robots to win.

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  8. If she hadn't slept with Kyle Reese, John Connor still would have been born and would have fought the machines. He just would have had a different father. Time travel in the "Terminator" movies isn't a predestination paradox. If it were, Judgment Day couldn't have been postponed, and travelling backwards to change the past would be futile.

    Yeah, I'm a nerd.

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  9. If I was Magneto, I'd take on Skynet and win.

    Oh, and Lee, if she hadn't slept with Kyle Reese, she'd remain a virgin indefinitely.

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  10. And if I had four tires and a set of windshield wipers, I'd be a bus.

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  11. Where do you live that the buses only have four wheels?

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  12. A short bus only has 4 wheels.

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  13. if he were sarah conner, he'd never leave the house, he'd just be a nerd in some chick's body. he'd be feeling himself up 24/7.

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  14. If I were Sarah Connor, I'd hold out for some big time director who's going to dump me after he wins an Oscar for a crappy movie about a ship sinking, and then takes up with an actress who looks about as plain as I do.
    But I'm not. I'm just like Wolverine. He doesn't give a fuck, and neither do I.

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  15. It is important to me that you know how many fucks I don't give. The answer is none. I give none fucks.

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  16. how is there genocidal robot supporters? They want to murder us all.

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  17. Why is this guy not filed under "Crazies"?

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  18. "Where do you live that the buses only have four wheels?"

    Go into Google images and type "bus". There's only a few with MORE than four wheels, so where the hell do YOU live?

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