If I was Magneto...I WOULDN'T spend all day messin' with Professor X's stupid metal wheelchair...cuz secretly the wheelchair is a robot, and I'd want the robots to win.
If she hadn't slept with Kyle Reese, John Connor still would have been born and would have fought the machines. He just would have had a different father. Time travel in the "Terminator" movies isn't a predestination paradox. If it were, Judgment Day couldn't have been postponed, and travelling backwards to change the past would be futile.
If I were Sarah Connor, I'd hold out for some big time director who's going to dump me after he wins an Oscar for a crappy movie about a ship sinking, and then takes up with an actress who looks about as plain as I do. But I'm not. I'm just like Wolverine. He doesn't give a fuck, and neither do I.
If I was Kyle Reese, that guy would get what he's asking for. *shudder*
ReplyDeleteAnd this comic reminds me why I sometimes agree with him!!!
ReplyDeleteIf he were Sarah Conner, he'd a done it with Schwarzenegger instead.
ReplyDeleteI still think it's better to let the Wookie win.
ReplyDeleteThis sumbitch is lyin'. Everybody wants to bang some Kyle Reese. EVERYBODY.
ReplyDeleteIf I was Sarah Conner, I would have done it with Kyle Reese, but I would have insisted on him using protection. That way everyone wins!
ReplyDeleteIf I was Magneto...I WOULDN'T spend all day messin' with Professor X's stupid metal wheelchair...cuz secretly the wheelchair is a robot, and I'd want the robots to win.
ReplyDeleteIf she hadn't slept with Kyle Reese, John Connor still would have been born and would have fought the machines. He just would have had a different father. Time travel in the "Terminator" movies isn't a predestination paradox. If it were, Judgment Day couldn't have been postponed, and travelling backwards to change the past would be futile.
ReplyDeleteYeah, I'm a nerd.
If I was Magneto, I'd take on Skynet and win.
ReplyDeleteOh, and Lee, if she hadn't slept with Kyle Reese, she'd remain a virgin indefinitely.
And if I had four tires and a set of windshield wipers, I'd be a bus.
ReplyDeleteWhere do you live that the buses only have four wheels?
ReplyDeleteA short bus only has 4 wheels.
ReplyDeleteif he were sarah conner, he'd never leave the house, he'd just be a nerd in some chick's body. he'd be feeling himself up 24/7.
ReplyDeleteIf I were Sarah Connor, I'd hold out for some big time director who's going to dump me after he wins an Oscar for a crappy movie about a ship sinking, and then takes up with an actress who looks about as plain as I do.
ReplyDeleteBut I'm not. I'm just like Wolverine. He doesn't give a fuck, and neither do I.
It is important to me that you know how many fucks I don't give. The answer is none. I give none fucks.
ReplyDeletehow is there genocidal robot supporters? They want to murder us all.
ReplyDeleteWhy is this guy not filed under "Crazies"?
ReplyDelete"Where do you live that the buses only have four wheels?"
ReplyDeleteGo into Google images and type "bus". There's only a few with MORE than four wheels, so where the hell do YOU live?