September 13, 2011

On the subject of her friend's boyfriend...

20 comments:

  1. Oddly enough I fell the same when ugly chicks wear Wonder Woman t-shirts.

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  2. On the one hand, yes. She's a jerk.

    On the other... Sometimes it takes a jerk to tell the truth.

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  3. I fully understand her feelings. I, too, know a girl whose boyfriend is nowhere near as hot as Superman.

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  4. Look... No offense, but he is nowhere near as indestructible as Superman. Like, not even close.

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  5. Thank you for this one, Mr. Tim - I was having a shitty day, but that made me laugh loud and long - I could hear this in my head perfectly.

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  6. You know, he may not be as hot as Superman, but the shirt may be a step in the right direction...

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  7. I've noticed when I wear superhero shirts, I'm more likely to go out of my way to help people. I mean, I try to be a nice guy, in general, but there's no way you can wear the giant red "S" and then just watch someone carry something heavy and not help, you know?

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  8. I bet the boyfriend in question can't even fly.

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  9. Look... No offense, but he can't shoot lasers out of his eyes like Superman. Like, not even close.

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  10. HEAT VISION.

    "Lasers." Humph. The very idea!

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  11. rabble rabble rabble

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  12. Look, no offense, but his sperm couldn't blow the top of your head off and go into orbit like Superman's could. Not even close.

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  13. On the upside, I'm sure kryptonite doesn't weaken her boyfriend like Superman. Not even close.

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  14. If he was as hot as Superman, then he wouldn't need to read comic books. Probably. I'm just guessing.

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  15. For the record, I am at LEAST as hot as Superman, and I read comic books. I may not be as cut, but I'm much better in the face department.

    And my sperm has only blown the top off of someone's head and gone into orbit once.

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  16. And I thought only nerdy guys got off on comic book superheroes.

    Also, this comments thread demonstrates why Rossmay, Bonoes, and Slade Grayson aren't writing for sitcoms.

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  17. Whenever someone starts a sentence with 'No Offense' you know that they are going to be offensive and mean it.

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  18. @Anon 2:20
    I was making a reference to the classic Larry Niven essay "Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex," which probably only one person in a hundred would get. And it's the main reason I don't write for sitcoms. I can't dumb it down enough.
    *sigh*

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  19. Not to mention the whole "taking what was said in the comic and turning it to other topics" is pretty much a staple of this page.

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  20. Jerry Pournelle is my father in law. Just throwing that out there.

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