"I want a girl who arches her back into the next century, bullet tits stapled to her upper shoulder area, and to be standing en pointe at all times or leaping through the air in some sort of frog crouch. Also, she should be grimacing at all times with roughly 300 teeth in her mouth and hair that flows in the wind regardless of what room she's in. That is MY woman, Mr. Liefeld - make her NOW."
Buddy, I have some bad news: You could have all the money in the world and make a deal with Mephisto...and she'd still turn you down. She's just not that into you. And I'll take the Adam Hughes Batgirl, thank you.
Intriguing that he has such high standards, but what does he himself have to offer to this woman of his dreams? I'm not going to judge him as a person based on this one drawing, but somehow I don't think he has a thirty centimeters long ribbed penis with a rotating head.
An Australian accent makes this guy even funnier.
ReplyDeleteI have intimacy issues and run when people try to get close to me. I also want a girl with an Ass like Black Cat's.
ReplyDeleteAll the girls are waiting for him to find a girl like Emma Frost, too.
ReplyDeleteYes.... that's absolutely the reason. Nothing else.
ReplyDeleteIt sounds like he believes that there are women that actually exist that look like women in comics. He's going to be waiting a looong time.
ReplyDeleteYeah right. Except that Emma Frost is cold and calculating. But hush, let him keep waiting...
ReplyDeleteThe childlike optimism of this man makes me weep.
ReplyDeleteYou'll be waiting for the high side of never, my friend. I bet he wants her standing in Adam Hughes poses, too.
ReplyDeleteIt might help if he was Scott Summers hot himself. Then again, maybe not...
ReplyDeleteHe's going to die alone
ReplyDeleteI lawled
ReplyDeleteYep, when you are a hunk as dreamy as him, you DO gotta have standarts.
ReplyDeleteTigerama - maybe he wants her standing in Rob Liefeld poses.
ReplyDelete"I'm holding out for a woman who can stand in such a way that I can see All the Parts. At once."
"I want a girl who arches her back into the next century, bullet tits stapled to her upper shoulder area, and to be standing en pointe at all times or leaping through the air in some sort of frog crouch. Also, she should be grimacing at all times with roughly 300 teeth in her mouth and hair that flows in the wind regardless of what room she's in. That is MY woman, Mr. Liefeld - make her NOW."
ReplyDeleteI laughed till I cried.
ReplyDeleteBuddy, I have some bad news: You could have all the money in the world and make a deal with Mephisto...and she'd still turn you down. She's just not that into you.
ReplyDeleteAnd I'll take the Adam Hughes Batgirl, thank you.
Emma's straight up said that she has 'the best body money can buy.' So, yeah. He should go hang outside plastic surgeons' offices.
ReplyDeletekeep waiting asshole.
ReplyDeleteIf I were telepathic, I'd just make people think I looked hot and not spend dime one.
ReplyDeleteIntriguing that he has such high standards, but what does he himself have to offer to this woman of his dreams? I'm not going to judge him as a person based on this one drawing, but somehow I don't think he has a thirty centimeters long ribbed penis with a rotating head.
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