tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8799511146497548002.post6581335179179371675..comments2023-10-31T05:55:49.429-04:00Comments on OUR VALUED CUSTOMERS: While explaining why he didn't have a girlfriend...MRTIMhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04716101491557959174noreply@blogger.comBlogger20125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8799511146497548002.post-57620731365685631092013-01-03T18:50:46.086-05:002013-01-03T18:50:46.086-05:00Intriguing that he has such high standards, but wh...Intriguing that he has such high standards, but what does he himself have to offer to this woman of his dreams? I'm not going to judge him as a person based on this one drawing, but somehow I don't think he has a thirty centimeters long ribbed penis with a rotating head. Jenny Creedhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01681665529613644976noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8799511146497548002.post-28954607344166433572011-08-15T11:48:10.984-04:002011-08-15T11:48:10.984-04:00If I were telepathic, I'd just make people thi...If I were telepathic, I'd just make people think I looked hot and not spend dime one.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8799511146497548002.post-1708380451632124932011-08-15T09:44:19.818-04:002011-08-15T09:44:19.818-04:00keep waiting asshole.keep waiting asshole.Jason Quinoneshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11324204128133025864noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8799511146497548002.post-41026875886257126702011-08-14T21:50:47.493-04:002011-08-14T21:50:47.493-04:00Emma's straight up said that she has 'the ...Emma's straight up said that she has 'the best body money can buy.' So, yeah. He should go hang outside plastic surgeons' offices.Feynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8799511146497548002.post-30194223217937688432011-08-14T16:56:24.566-04:002011-08-14T16:56:24.566-04:00Buddy, I have some bad news: You could have all th...Buddy, I have some bad news: You could have all the money in the world and make a deal with Mephisto...and she'd still turn you down. She's just not that into you.<br />And I'll take the Adam Hughes Batgirl, thank you.Slade Graysonhttp://sladegrayson.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8799511146497548002.post-24186545173145215442011-08-14T11:19:47.793-04:002011-08-14T11:19:47.793-04:00I laughed till I cried.I laughed till I cried.SallyPhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05592635194271250605noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8799511146497548002.post-18221139737794905282011-08-14T08:50:09.998-04:002011-08-14T08:50:09.998-04:00"I want a girl who arches her back into the n..."I want a girl who arches her back into the next century, bullet tits stapled to her upper shoulder area, and to be standing en pointe at all times or leaping through the air in some sort of frog crouch. Also, she should be grimacing at all times with roughly 300 teeth in her mouth and hair that flows in the wind regardless of what room she's in. That is MY woman, Mr. Liefeld - make her NOW."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8799511146497548002.post-24050974713868092802011-08-14T02:03:09.065-04:002011-08-14T02:03:09.065-04:00Tigerama - maybe he wants her standing in Rob Lief...Tigerama - maybe he wants her standing in Rob Liefeld poses.<br /><br />"I'm holding out for a woman who can stand in such a way that I can see All the Parts. At once."M. Garrett Steelehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10684710960681283693noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8799511146497548002.post-12686313150704905272011-08-13T21:30:54.261-04:002011-08-13T21:30:54.261-04:00Yep, when you are a hunk as dreamy as him, you DO ...Yep, when you are a hunk as dreamy as him, you DO gotta have standarts.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8799511146497548002.post-80812072394686201412011-08-13T19:26:59.078-04:002011-08-13T19:26:59.078-04:00I lawledI lawledAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8799511146497548002.post-75170232130970357132011-08-13T17:29:43.354-04:002011-08-13T17:29:43.354-04:00He's going to die aloneHe's going to die aloneAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8799511146497548002.post-81437596324108507302011-08-13T17:29:40.609-04:002011-08-13T17:29:40.609-04:00It might help if he was Scott Summers hot himself....It might help if he was Scott Summers hot himself. Then again, maybe not...Dianenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8799511146497548002.post-13770412326243931402011-08-13T17:24:56.201-04:002011-08-13T17:24:56.201-04:00You'll be waiting for the high side of never, ...You'll be waiting for the high side of never, my friend. I bet he wants her standing in Adam Hughes poses, too.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8799511146497548002.post-77318189363199532442011-08-13T16:15:51.365-04:002011-08-13T16:15:51.365-04:00The childlike optimism of this man makes me weep.The childlike optimism of this man makes me weep.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8799511146497548002.post-32485036761027440842011-08-13T15:59:23.329-04:002011-08-13T15:59:23.329-04:00Yeah right. Except that Emma Frost is cold and cal...Yeah right. Except that Emma Frost is cold and calculating. But hush, let him keep waiting...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8799511146497548002.post-67925655234988334602011-08-13T15:25:48.270-04:002011-08-13T15:25:48.270-04:00It sounds like he believes that there are women th...It sounds like he believes that there are women that actually exist that look like women in comics. He's going to be waiting a looong time.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8799511146497548002.post-56572954269539596102011-08-13T14:52:39.776-04:002011-08-13T14:52:39.776-04:00Yes.... that's absolutely the reason. Nothing ...Yes.... that's absolutely the reason. Nothing else.Duy Tanohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02297797964049546420noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8799511146497548002.post-48709528952380293292011-08-13T14:39:10.523-04:002011-08-13T14:39:10.523-04:00All the girls are waiting for him to find a girl l...All the girls are waiting for him to find a girl like Emma Frost, too.Doctor Tarrhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02722106527742038069noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8799511146497548002.post-82263945391289664772011-08-13T14:11:37.890-04:002011-08-13T14:11:37.890-04:00I have intimacy issues and run when people try to ...I have intimacy issues and run when people try to get close to me. I also want a girl with an Ass like Black Cat's.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8799511146497548002.post-14333179623151121802011-08-13T13:47:09.810-04:002011-08-13T13:47:09.810-04:00An Australian accent makes this guy even funnier.An Australian accent makes this guy even funnier.Some Swedish Guyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12187934576481472067noreply@blogger.com