aaaaaand then his parents died and he went on to live a life of fighting crime striking fear into the hearts of evil men with his horrific lack of dental hygiene.
I feel like all people who work at comic shops secretly work there so they can look at comic stuff all day. I got to look at the Thor hammer for years in the display case until someone finally bought it.
Welcome to life kid. Pretty soon he'll join the rest of us "I can't go to work NOW... I didn't look at enough Batman stuff!!" you never get to look at enough Batman stuff.
Batman is a huge part of the way we're getting my child to the dentist, for real.
ReplyDeleteWas he really wearing a mask?
ReplyDeletePlease, god, tell me was.
ReplyDeletethis makes me inexplicably happy.
ReplyDeleteHey kid... that feeling will NEVER go away and I'm 38
ReplyDeleteAnd from budding villains to kids that
ReplyDeletemake you smile again. And please say he
was wearing a mask.
My wife never takes me to see Batman stuff when she forces me to go to the dentist.
ReplyDeleteAnd this is when he tells his mother " I'm not going to the dentist. I'm the goddamn Batman!"
ReplyDeleteEven Batman can't save you from the dentist, kid.
ReplyDeleteThought this might be a panel from the DC reboot showing Robin's first visit to the Batcave.
ReplyDeleteThis kid is my favorite of the week.
aaaaaand then his parents died and he went on to live a life of fighting crime striking fear into the hearts of evil men with his horrific lack of dental hygiene.
ReplyDeleteGood try, kid.
ReplyDeleteSomething tells me that Batman Inc. doesn't only have an excellent dental plan, but that flossing and brushing after every meal is mandatory.
ReplyDeleteYou can never see enough Batman stuff. Never.
ReplyDeleteThis is why all dentists need to be called Bruce Wayne.
ReplyDeleteI feel like all people who work at comic shops secretly work there so they can look at comic stuff all day. I got to look at the Thor hammer for years in the display case until someone finally bought it.
ReplyDeleteThis will get scary when he repeats this twenty years from now.
ReplyDeleteI'm sure there's a monologue from the Adam West Batman tv show about good dental health.
ReplyDeleteWelcome to life kid. Pretty soon he'll join the rest of us "I can't go to work NOW... I didn't look at enough Batman stuff!!" you never get to look at enough Batman stuff.
ReplyDeleteThat's whole of life in a nutshell.
ReplyDeleteDon't you know who the heck I am? I'm the gosh-darn Batman!
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