Dumb on two counts. 1: Telegraphing his mother he'll steal her money. If any cash goes missing guess which idiot gets visited first, and then gets searched for money/ new Pokemon cards. 1: It's only Pokemon dude. Steal when starving, otherwise your just a dumbass.
My 5-year-old son says stuff like that sometimes when I say he can't do something. "I'm going to do it anyway."
I said something similar to my dad once when he wouldn't let me go to a concert when I was 12. I said I'd sneak out of the house and go anyway. I didn't.
Hmmm... This kid appears to be the evil parallel universe version of the Captain America kid from earlier in the week. Methinks there may be a tear in the time/space continuum.
Pokemon does strange things to people. That's for sure.
ReplyDeleteAaaaaand with that, Mr Tim's look at the darnest things kids' say ends.
ReplyDeleteAt least he's honest.
ReplyDeleteDumb on two counts.
ReplyDelete1: Telegraphing his mother he'll steal her money.
If any cash goes missing guess which idiot gets
visited first, and then gets searched for money/ new Pokemon cards.
1: It's only Pokemon dude. Steal when starving, otherwise your just a dumbass.
If I were Magneto, I'd steal all the money first
ReplyDeleteYeah, I'd steal all the money first!
ReplyDeleteMy 5-year-old son says stuff like that sometimes when I say he can't do something. "I'm going to do it anyway."
ReplyDeleteI said something similar to my dad once when he wouldn't let me go to a concert when I was 12. I said I'd sneak out of the house and go anyway. I didn't.
worst criminal ever.
ReplyDeleteThis is where super-villains come from.
ReplyDeleteSuper-villains come from this site?
ReplyDelete"What?! Try it. You gonna catch my foot in yo ass. Both of them. Let you catch them all. Boy don't try me."
ReplyDelete>_<
Somewhere a network exec is firing up a proposed Fanboy Babies animated series.
ReplyDeleteHmmm... This kid appears to be the evil parallel universe version of the Captain America kid from earlier in the week. Methinks there may be a tear in the time/space continuum.
ReplyDelete@ Slade Grayson
ReplyDeleteMaybe Superboy Prime is punching the wall of reality again...
Thank God. I was afraid you were going to be heartwarming forever.
ReplyDeleteaaand my naive optimism built up by the previous two kids comes crashing down on my head.
ReplyDeleteHe's like a little Lex Luthor.
ReplyDeleteFirst money from his mother, the the ultimate
ReplyDeletecrime. Stealing Pies.
And that's terrible.
40 of them at that! (And I'm pretty sure it was cakes that he stole, not pies, although both are delicious!)
ReplyDeleteI never said anything like that to my mom. She would have slapped me into the ground.
ReplyDeleteThis is why those Poke-a-man cards should be banned, clearly they are laced with addictive substances.
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