July 28, 2011

To his mother when she wouldn't buy him a pack of POKEMON cards...

21 comments:

  1. Pokemon does strange things to people. That's for sure.

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  2. Aaaaaand with that, Mr Tim's look at the darnest things kids' say ends.

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  3. Dumb on two counts.
    1: Telegraphing his mother he'll steal her money.
    If any cash goes missing guess which idiot gets
    visited first, and then gets searched for money/ new Pokemon cards.
    1: It's only Pokemon dude. Steal when starving, otherwise your just a dumbass.

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  4. If I were Magneto, I'd steal all the money first

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  5. Yeah, I'd steal all the money first!

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  6. My 5-year-old son says stuff like that sometimes when I say he can't do something. "I'm going to do it anyway."

    I said something similar to my dad once when he wouldn't let me go to a concert when I was 12. I said I'd sneak out of the house and go anyway. I didn't.

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  7. This is where super-villains come from.

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  8. Super-villains come from this site?

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  9. "What?! Try it. You gonna catch my foot in yo ass. Both of them. Let you catch them all. Boy don't try me."

    >_<

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  10. Somewhere a network exec is firing up a proposed Fanboy Babies animated series.

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  11. Hmmm... This kid appears to be the evil parallel universe version of the Captain America kid from earlier in the week. Methinks there may be a tear in the time/space continuum.

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  12. @ Slade Grayson

    Maybe Superboy Prime is punching the wall of reality again...

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  13. Thank God. I was afraid you were going to be heartwarming forever.

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  14. aaand my naive optimism built up by the previous two kids comes crashing down on my head.

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  15. He's like a little Lex Luthor.

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  16. First money from his mother, the the ultimate
    crime. Stealing Pies.
    And that's terrible.

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  17. 40 of them at that! (And I'm pretty sure it was cakes that he stole, not pies, although both are delicious!)

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  18. I never said anything like that to my mom. She would have slapped me into the ground.

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  19. This is why those Poke-a-man cards should be banned, clearly they are laced with addictive substances.

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