August 1, 2011

To his friend regarding the trouble with women...

Imagine that.

25 comments:

  1. I know just how he feels...

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  2. Kitana Coldfire8/01/2011 12:19 PM

    I... I have no words for this.

    Someone pass me the eye bleach.

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  3. Now that I think about it, I guess I haven't either. I'm such a failure...

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  4. chloroform.

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  5. He should try offering them money. Chicks love that.

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  6. Shocked. SHOCKED, I tells ya.

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  7. This is what happens when people take the dramatised build-up of guys effortlessly picking up women (actresses) off the street in porn movies as reality.

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  8. The word "luck" makes me imagine he's just randomly proposing this to every girl he sees on the street.

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  9. Do you know how awesome it would be if you redrew this with a little kid saying it? Well, maybe not so much "awesome" as much as "super creepy."

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  10. Never has the post label been so appropriate.

    Still funny tho.

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  11. They need fifty dollars
    To make him hollar
    They get *paid* to do the wild thing!

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  12. Maybe they see his Fight Club tee and think he wants to have a bare knuckle brawl with them.

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  13. The first rule of Fight Club shirts is you don't wear Fight Club shirts.

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  14. What's even creepier is that out there are women who actually will pose nekkid for some random creep's blog they just met on the street.

    This creep may not be having any luck, but somewhere out there are a bunch of creeps just like him who are. Ick.

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  15. Haha, I don't consider him "creepy", just unsuccessful and probably not too bright. I don't think there's anything wrong with erotica. This guy's just got to invest some more time and money and maybe talk to some pros about how to get started.

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  16. He has to go to a Gothic Party. Here in Zermany its easy to make "erotica" images of jailbait cybergoth chicks. Have a bigfat camera and there you go.

    "Yeah daddy didn`t love you, now take your top off."

    It is sad. But true.

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  17. I assume he is not counting his Mom. Because she is smokin'!!!!!

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  18. lol, my boyfriend has pretty girls come model nude for him all the time. XD We had a shoot in the basement the other day.

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  19. Well, thsi guy suddenly got creepy.

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  20. *THIS

    I can spell, I swear.

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  21. Of course, he says no "good lookin' girls".
    Maybe he's discouraged by all the ugly chicks who show an interest?

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  22. What's that line that Marlin says when the little glowing happy light reveals the hagfish face behind it? Yeah, that one.

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  23. OK, I just refuse to believe this one is real. For the sake of my sanity.

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  24. try a hooker. Prostitution is illegal.... unless its porn. Also, hookers are pretty likely to pose for pics. just ask them to do some modeling. if they refuse, there's a good chance she's a cop. :P

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