July 9, 2011

To her friend...

24 comments:

  1. Yes, because we all know Avatar is full of rich, complex themes that the average moviegoer is unable to fully comprehend.

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  2. Yes, because she can fell it in her NOSTRILS! o_O

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  3. Out of Left Field Guy7/09/2011 12:12 PM

    How many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb? It's a really obscure number you probably haven't heard of.

    Fucking hipsters.

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  4. Maybe nobody does get it the way that she does. Who knows what's going on in her head? Who really wants to know?

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  5. Her shirt is missing a 'U' between the 'D' and the 'M'.

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  6. Maybe she just means she gets that's it's a plot hole ridden, cliche mess. Hardly any body seems to get that.

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  7. What, that it's basically a rehash of a 1962 H. Beam Piper novel? That the story has been done to death in just about every genre (DANCES WITH WOLVES being the biggest one). Yeah, I think everyone else got that.

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  8. Nobody understands what it's like making a Pocahontas joke about Avatar the way I do. I feel like it's totally *my* joke.

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  9. Fern Gully is totally my movie...

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  10. @Trae Dorn: HEY. Fern Gully is MY movie!

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  11. So, she's saying she's super racist?

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  12. Thank you Andy! some real intelligence on this thread.

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  13. When I heard they've made a Smurfs movie in 3D, my first response was: Didn't James Cameron already do that?

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  14. One of my employees didn't understand that Avatar was set on another world, why "that one man was so hateful" and insisted "it was hard to understand!"

    The mind boggles.

    BTW, A Man Called Horse is MY short story!

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  15. I hate her

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  16. No one understands my personal connection to Terminator 2.

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  17. What, she's a closet furry?

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  18. @Dennard
    are you John Conner?

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  19. Oh god no! Is that a Dave Matthews Band t-shirt she is wearing?

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  20. Sooooo..... the guy who think Planet of the Apes sucks is a crazy, but she's not?

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  21. only reason I watched that movie was to see blue nipples.

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  22. No one understands BLANK like I do... Seriously, get over yourself. The themes and concepts presented in Avatar are hardly new or innovative. Its called Gaianism.

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  23. I do feel that few people appreciate Avatar the way I do. It's really, really not hard to "get", but its strengths lie in astonishing amounts of worldbuilding, mindblowingly beautiful scenery and airtight direction and cinematography, all of which seems to get lost in the cheapassed story and the paper-thin characters. Every time I watch it, I wish I could just go off away from the story and fly around looking at the giant trees, the floating rocks and whole moon's worth of strange, entirely untamed wilds.

    Stupid pre-rendered CGI.

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