July 8, 2011

While he told another customer that DC comics are all stupid...

18 comments:

  1. Cause there's no other reasons you could possibly think of about why DC is stupid.

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  2. Yeah. Everyone knows he's a Nutter Butter man.

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  3. Yeah, how much is DC getting in kickbacks from the Chocos company?

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  4. Aww. I honestly thought that was one of the most adorable, humanizing details ever added to a DC character's personality. It's just the tiniest little thing, but it adds so much.
    Besides, someone needs to come up with new ways of adding character depth. These days it seems like the only character detail anyone can think up is "rape victim," and that shit's just tacky.

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  5. martian manhunter: oreo loving,dead cat fucking rapist. the story practically writes itself!

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  6. E.T. wouldn't *really* love Reese's Pieces. That's just more stupid product placement bullshit.

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  7. Who the fuck doesn't love Oreos? That's the most realistic thing in any comic book ever.

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  8. CHOCOS, ya bunch of ignorant bastards. CHOCOS.

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  9. Noone loves anything - we are all just willing pawns to Big Product.

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  10. Really,
    Percentage of the U.S. population who love Oreos: 60%*
    Percentage of the U.S. population who are Martian Superheroes: 0%

    *totally made up number, but it has to be a big percentage; they're delicious discs of crisco and sugar

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  11. What the fuck is a choco?

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  12. And now Mr Tim is doing the product placement bit too.

    What's black and white and crazy all over? If you said Our Valued Customers, that's almost right, but the correct answer is Oreos!

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  13. I believe the percent of America that loves Oreos has got to be closer to 90% those things are just so good

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  14. It started as Oreos. But then they (DC writers) referred to it so much they figured they didn't want to give free advertisement (or risk getting sued) anymore and changed it to CHOCOS. Either way, it's still chocolate cookies with cream sandwiched between them. Chocos would be like the off-brand version. :) Just like many of the characters drink SUNDOLLARS coffee. Or anime characters eat at WacDonalds.

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  16. I heard that in the reboot Martain Manhunter isn't going to like Oreos anymore bloody DC reboot ruining YEARS of complex character development. *joke*

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  17. In the MM: American Secrets series in the early 90s, set in the 1950s, MM has to decide between Oreos and Hydrox cookies.

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