Punisher Shirt is the best way to spot a pretend badass. I once had a 19 year old kid on my old build crew for RF infrastructure in San Diego, he had half a dozen Punisher shirts, had never read the comic except for the Eminem issue but had seen the movies a dozen times. He was 5'8" and 115 lbs, thought he was a biker. Seriously had no idea why corporate had hired him. Kid tried to act badass to a few of the older guys I had on my build team, they zip tied him to a scissor lift and left him up in the rafters of a warehouse over night.
During Comic Con in San Diego, some ass ripped one of my gift bags (thankfully empty) off my arm and ran away. I had to describe him as a wispy white boy in a Punisher t-shirt. Needless to say, they didn't catch him.
I'm having flashbacks to my 13 year old self.
ReplyDeleteI wish i could travel back in time and kick my stupid ass.
Anonymous - Unless your 13-year-old self was wearing that t-shirt. Then you'd never dare.
ReplyDeleteDid anyone else read that in Cartman's voice?
ReplyDeleteHe doesn't need the shirt. He needs an asskicking from a ten year old girl. Which is probably a daily occurrence.
ReplyDeleteConsidering the attitude that kid would have if he was wearing the shirt, Mom was basically protecting her kid from a massive beat-down.
ReplyDelete13 and still throwing fits. who's punishing who here?
ReplyDeleteYou have a shirt that makes people fear the wearer? Wow. Could you send me one?
ReplyDeletePunisher Shirt is the best way to spot a pretend badass. I once had a 19 year old kid on my old build crew for RF infrastructure in San Diego, he had half a dozen Punisher shirts, had never read the comic except for the Eminem issue but had seen the movies a dozen times. He was 5'8" and 115 lbs, thought he was a biker. Seriously had no idea why corporate had hired him. Kid tried to act badass to a few of the older guys I had on my build team, they zip tied him to a scissor lift and left him up in the rafters of a warehouse over night.
ReplyDelete@Pro- That is truly funny.
ReplyDeleteI'm so damn scared of that kid right now. It's not even fit.
ReplyDeleteSomeone should video that kid getting beat up by DC fans for wearing a Punisher shirt.
ReplyDeleteWhy didn't Bruce Wayne thought of that.
ReplyDeleteDuring Comic Con in San Diego, some ass ripped one of my gift bags (thankfully empty) off my arm and ran away. I had to describe him as a wispy white boy in a Punisher t-shirt. Needless to say, they didn't catch him.
ReplyDeleteHey kid-- we're *already* afraid. For your mother's sanity and public dignity, that is...
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