May 11, 2011

As he paid for his comics he asked me...

Because the Hall of Justice is actually just the Playboy mansion of the DC Universe.

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  1. I- I'm not sure I understand the question. Do I think there's a canon comic where that happens? No, I don't. Do I think that happened to the real Batman and Wonder Woman in real life? Ummmm... No.

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  2. They were dating for some time, so it could have happened. Actually, the least probable thing would be them getting drunk.

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  3. Because Batman and Wonder Woman are totally party people.

    P.S. Drunk Batman probably gets like this: http://tinyurl.com/drunkbats

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  4. Dude, why do all the people who frequent this comic shop lack the ability to distinguish reality from fantasy? Is it located next door to a mental institution?

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  5. Hey, you know, it could happen. People respond to job stress in different ways, but that's a very common one. And what job is more stressful than "superhero?" None. In fact, the Watchtower is probably like one of those offices or hospitals or schools where everyone has had sex with pretty much everyone else at least once and there's all this ridiculous tension bubbling under the surface, making the job more stressful, and then they try to alleviate that stress by having even more sex with their co-workers.

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  6. Everyone knows Batman's gay for justice so unless Wondy dresses up I can't really see him rise to the occasion.
    But they did date in continuity (didn't they?), JLU Diana also wanted some lovin' but the dumbass shot her down... He totally should have hit that plus a Girlfriend that can punch your Rouges Gallery into orbit sound pretty awesome.

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  7. The goddamn Batman's too busy with Robin (twelve years old!). I really don't know who is Wonder Woman's bondage partner.

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  8. I don't remember Batman and Wonder Woman getting romantic before Justice League Unlimited, but that did lead to a comic where Wonder Woman explored the possibilities of a relationship.

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  9. There was a Justice League arc around the same time Hush was going on where they were dating.

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  10. What a heteronormative thing to say.

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  11. Look, he banged her. Okay? But it was just supposed to be a one night thing. Then she kept calling and leaving endless voicemails...Now Catwoman's pissed off, cause she thought she had an exclusive thing with Batman. I just wish everyone would leave the poor guy alone so he can get on with his life.

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  12. I'm pretty sure it happened at least once. Batman has to be prepared for everything. So having sex with an Amazon is the best training.

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  13. Batman gets a lot of tail for a guy who works at night. Wonder Woman would just be an addition to his list of afternoon delights.

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  14. Well, maybe not the getting drunk part, but I wouldn't be surprised if Wonder Woman and Batman got down to it. There's a few versions of them that have definite romantic chemistry.

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  15. Batman and Wonder Woman might not have, but apparently in the old anime Project A-Ko, A-Ko was the (redheaded and Japanese) daughter of Superman and Wonder Woman.

    How this works is anyone's guess.

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