"Batman? What the hell does he do...? Bat people around? That's dumb." "Spider-Man? What the hell does he do...? Climb stuff? That's dumb." "Wonder Woman? What the hell does she do...? Wonder about shit? That's dumb."
Ghost Rider? What the heck does he do...? Ride stuff? That's dumb. Doctor Doom? What the heck does he do...? Doom stuff? That's dumb. Statesman? What the heck does he do? State the obvious? That's dumb. Ghost Widow? What the heck does she do...? Have a dead husband? That's dumb.
fanboy? what does he do...? obsessively collect shit, obnoxiously criticize everything that doesn't fit within his own self proclaimed parameters of cool and furiously masturbate to internet cosplay psuedo porn in his mother's basement? that's normal. huh? WAIT! NO! i mean dumb! that's totally dumb! heh heh...
The Joker? What the hell does he do? Tell jokes? That's dumb.
ReplyDeleteTransformers? What the hell do they do? Transform? That's dumb.
ReplyDelete"Iron man? What the hell does HE do...? Iron shit? That's dumb."
ReplyDeleteThe Hulk? What the hell does he do? Hulk shit? That's dumb.
ReplyDeleteGreen Lantern? What the hell does he do? Light things? That's dumb.
ReplyDeleteThe Question? What the Hell does he do? Question shit? That's dumb.
ReplyDelete"Batman? What the hell does he do...? Bat people around? That's dumb."
ReplyDelete"Spider-Man? What the hell does he do...? Climb stuff? That's dumb."
"Wonder Woman? What the hell does she do...? Wonder about shit? That's dumb."
Hey, this fun!
"Watchmen? What the hell do they do, watch shit? That's dumb."
ReplyDeleteThe Green Hornet, what the hell does he do. Make a bad movie with an up and coming action star? Thats dumb.
ReplyDeleteShitman? What the hell does he do?
ReplyDeleteI thought Destroyer was a Godzilla monster?
ReplyDeletehttp://images.wikia.com/godzilla/images/d/dd/Destroyah.jpg ?
And so a meme was born.
ReplyDelete"Superman? What the hell does HE do...? Fix shit? That's dumb."
ReplyDeleteIron fist? What the he'll does he do? Fist people? ...I bet he's popular.
ReplyDeleteX-Men? What the hell do they do? X-Stuff? Can you even show that to kids?
ReplyDeleteGhost Rider? What the heck does he do...? Ride stuff? That's dumb.
ReplyDeleteDoctor Doom? What the heck does he do...? Doom stuff? That's dumb.
Statesman? What the heck does he do? State the obvious? That's dumb.
Ghost Widow? What the heck does she do...? Have a dead husband? That's dumb.
Man, this really is fun.
Dr. Strange? What the heck does he do? Strange stuff? That's weird.
ReplyDeleteBouncing Boy? What does he do? Bounce? Wait. . . that really is what he does? That IS dumb.
ReplyDeletefanboy? what does he do...? obsessively collect shit, obnoxiously criticize everything that doesn't fit within his own self proclaimed parameters of cool and furiously masturbate to internet cosplay psuedo porn in his mother's basement? that's normal. huh? WAIT! NO! i mean dumb! that's totally dumb! heh heh...
ReplyDeleteRepairmanman? What does he do? Repairmanmanmanmanman? That's dumb.
ReplyDeleteBicycle Repairman? What the hell does he do? Repair bikes? That's dumb.
ReplyDeleteMarv Wolfman? what the hell does he do? Write comics? That's...disappointing.
ReplyDeleteRob Liefeld? What the hell does he do? Not draw feet? That's dumb.
ReplyDeleteSomeone with more time then myself needs to go through all the Mega Man bosses.
ReplyDeleteFox News... That's dumb.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.escapistmagazine.com/news/view/109659-Superman-Quits-America-Fox-News-Readers-Take-the-News-Badly
The Punisher? What the hell does he do...? Punish dudes? ...Okay, that actually sounds pretty sweet.
ReplyDelete"Someone with more time then myself needs to go through all the Mega Man bosses."
ReplyDeleteCrashman? What the hell does he do? Crash into stuff? That's dumb.
Mega Man? What the hell does he do? Shoot stuff? That's dumb. :)
The Watcher sits on the moon and watches things, just like the PUNISHER punishes thing, and THE SHOCKER...
ReplyDeleteThe Riddler? What does he do? Tell riddles? That's dumb.
ReplyDeleteMr Freeze? What does he do? Freeze shit? That's dumb.
Magneto? What does he do? Magnetize shit? That's dumb.
Gamera, Defender of the Universe? What does he do? Defend shit? That's dumb.
OK, I better stop now...
Screwy Squirrel... what the hell does he do? Scr.. oh... that's cool
ReplyDeleteThis guy looks like he's huffed quite a few sharpies in his time.
ReplyDeleteGod I love the internet.
ReplyDeleteif you were going to make t-shirts of any of your comics this would be the one to use
ReplyDeletewhat anon@7:46 said
ReplyDeleteDoes anyone else hear this in the same way as "F**king magnets... How do THEY work?" :P
ReplyDeleteBirdman? What does he do, flip people the bird? That's dumb.
ReplyDeleteGreen Goblin? What does he do, green stuff? That's dumb (and environmentally conscious).
Catwoman? What does she do, pussy? That's ... mmm ....
If his name is "Destroyer," he'd goddamn better destroy shit.
ReplyDeleteCommenters? What do they do? Comment shit? That's dumb.
ReplyDeleteAqua Man? what the hell does he do, swim around? That's dumb.
ReplyDeletePlastic Man? what is he, made of plastic? That's dumb.
Captain Marvel? What the hell does he do, read Marvel comics? That's dumb.
Poison Ivy? What the hell does she do, give you a rash? That's dumb.
The Flash? What the hell does he do, flash people? That's... perverted.
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