In America, all 10 year olds have a right to bear death lasers!
Yes, burning strangers will definitely solve your problems, kid.
When I was a kid, all we had was stun guns and duct tape, and we managed okay. These young psychopaths today don't appreciate the old way of doing things.
Well, they SHOULD.
Joke all you want, but let's be honest. Who WOULDN'T want ring that can shoot lasers out of it? That sounds badass.
Jeffrey's probably the reason we don't have those either.
The police shoot green lasers at crackheads all the time. That's how they find them. Perhaps this kid has a future in law enforcement.
I would have loved that to use against bullies when I was ten.
Hey, someone remembered the "Jeffrey" OVC comic!