April 18, 2011

Regarding a MYSTIQUE statue...

32 comments:

  1. Don't we all?

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  2. All he needs is imagination.

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  3. Goals, me bucko...

    First goal: ANY woman.

    Hint: If you use the phrase 'bang a chick,' your chances are already greatly reduced from any of those goals.

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  4. Good luck with that

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  5. Freedom of speech is a wonderful thing, but just because you CAN say something, doesn't necessarily mean that you SHOULD.

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  6. Throwup Monster4/18/2011 10:40 AM

    There's TONS of women out there who can abruptly change into another person. You know, just not physically.

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  7. Silly rabbit; comics are for kids!

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  8. He wants one chick who can refuse to "bang" him as multiple chicks.

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  9. I just realized that, after reading this strip three times, the "Hurr hurr" that I read before this guy started talking was put there by my subconscious, rather than the actual dialogue.

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  10. By the way, this blog is awesome. Thanks to whomever (whoever?) posts it. I really enjoy it.

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  11. All women change into other women, because they are fucking crazy.

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  12. ... can turn into other chicks ... or dudes.

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  13. @Throwup Monster

    Testify.

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  14. Yeah, because all you guys are always such calm, rational human beings.

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  15. How heteronormative.

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  16. Wish MRTIM did a Mystique rebuttal. She'd rip that creep in half and HE WOULD ENJOY IT. :|

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  17. @ 4:17 anon: We have our moments, but they're not on a monthly schedule. =P

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  18. I meant @ 4:47 anon. sorry.

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  19. I can't be the only one who read that as 'X-Menz' at first, right? I thought this guy actually called them x-mens, and that seemed to make it even funnier.

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  20. @ 4:47 Anon, stop saying "heteronormative" like it's a valid concept. It's just a word made up by a homosexual man to discredit heterosexual relationships by making them out to be something they're not.

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  21. @ spiritoftherain

    Actually, I rather have her say something like this:
    Mystique (With shit eating grin): Yeah, including your mom.

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  22. @ 10:53 Anon.
    That's just the kind of homophobic shit a bigoted conservative would say.

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  23. @8:13 Wow, clever comeback. You totally discredited his point by making assumptions about his political background.

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  24. Please don't feed the troll

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  25. Yeah, we should all be gay. That would be a great way to pass our genes on to the next generation of human beings in order to continue the existence of our species.

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  26. Didn't she, you know, turn into men more often than women in that movie?

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  27. Allow me to summarize this argument with a quote from The Simpsons:

    "You like girls? That's so gay."

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  28. LOL, don't we all?

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  29. This guy should be put in Jus' Folks. Cause really, who doesn't want that?

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  30. We all know he actually likes her because she can also turn into guys

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  31. You mean an actress?

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  32. I'm going to call this condition metasexuality.

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