Don't we all?
All he needs is imagination.
Goals, me bucko...First goal: ANY woman.Hint: If you use the phrase 'bang a chick,' your chances are already greatly reduced from any of those goals.
Good luck with that
Freedom of speech is a wonderful thing, but just because you CAN say something, doesn't necessarily mean that you SHOULD.
There's TONS of women out there who can abruptly change into another person. You know, just not physically.
Silly rabbit; comics are for kids!
He wants one chick who can refuse to "bang" him as multiple chicks.
I just realized that, after reading this strip three times, the "Hurr hurr" that I read before this guy started talking was put there by my subconscious, rather than the actual dialogue.
By the way, this blog is awesome. Thanks to whomever (whoever?) posts it. I really enjoy it.
All women change into other women, because they are fucking crazy.
... can turn into other chicks ... or dudes.
Yeah, because all you guys are always such calm, rational human beings.
Wish MRTIM did a Mystique rebuttal. She'd rip that creep in half and HE WOULD ENJOY IT. :|
@ 4:17 anon: We have our moments, but they're not on a monthly schedule. =P
I meant @ 4:47 anon. sorry.
I can't be the only one who read that as 'X-Menz' at first, right? I thought this guy actually called them x-mens, and that seemed to make it even funnier.
@ 4:47 Anon, stop saying "heteronormative" like it's a valid concept. It's just a word made up by a homosexual man to discredit heterosexual relationships by making them out to be something they're not.
@ spiritoftherainActually, I rather have her say something like this:Mystique (With shit eating grin): Yeah, including your mom.
@ 10:53 Anon.That's just the kind of homophobic shit a bigoted conservative would say.
@8:13 Wow, clever comeback. You totally discredited his point by making assumptions about his political background.
Please don't feed the troll
Yeah, we should all be gay. That would be a great way to pass our genes on to the next generation of human beings in order to continue the existence of our species.
Didn't she, you know, turn into men more often than women in that movie?
Allow me to summarize this argument with a quote from The Simpsons:"You like girls? That's so gay."
LOL, don't we all?
This guy should be put in Jus' Folks. Cause really, who doesn't want that?
We all know he actually likes her because she can also turn into guys
You mean an actress?
I'm going to call this condition metasexuality.