Again, I submit that this conversation started out having absolutely nothing to do with Buffy.
And again, I submit that this guy is talking about a real person and friend to them both whose name is "Buffy." The poor kid.
"I'd do anything for love, but I won't do THAT" is how I imagine this starting.
"And I would do anything for BuffyBut I won't do that."
"I Unfriend you" is our generation's "I declare a Jihad"
I imagine the only thing Buffy would want him to do would be to fuck off.
I'm with J.D. on this one.