@first Anonymous @ 10:52: As Jerry Seinfeld said, "When men are growing up, reading about Batman, Spider-Man, Superman, these aren't just kid fantasies. These are career options."
I hope Stephen disregards his hater-friend and pursues his dream! And Stephen's parents will probably be happy if he gets signed on with the X-men, so they can free up the basement.
Hahaha!
ReplyDeleteThat is funny and oddly, it is a good representation of "B list" nature of that comic team.
Always a good chuckle, MRTIM.
Kris
I love the fact that he's talking about joining the teams as if it was a legitamate option.
ReplyDeleteSo, wait... Stephen is a mutant? Has anyone told Senator Kelly?
ReplyDeleteWere I were a superhero, Doom Patrol would be the only team that would have me.
ReplyDeleteStephen King IS an mutant! I mean look at the size of his head!
ReplyDeleteIt saddens me that grown adults still talk like they're eight years old.
ReplyDelete@Ian Don't be so hard on yourself! You could probably get on the Great Lakes Avengers/Initiative/Champions/X-Men/Whatever too.
ReplyDeleteThat foolishly foolish fool and his foolhardy ideas about foolish mutant fools.
ReplyDelete@Person Man: Who came up with you?
ReplyDelete@Lee: I DID!
ReplyDeleteDoes Person Man feel totally worthless, in the same way that Stephen clearly is?
@first Anonymous @ 10:52: As Jerry Seinfeld said, "When men are growing up, reading about Batman, Spider-Man, Superman, these aren't just kid fantasies. These are career options."
ReplyDeleteLULZ! Is that a Mooninite on his t-shirt!
ReplyDeleteI hope Stephen disregards his hater-friend and pursues his dream! And Stephen's parents will probably be happy if he gets signed on with the X-men, so they can free up the basement.
ReplyDeleteI hope Stephen then stabbed him with the focused totality of his psychic knife.
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