Ah yes, Daredevil is such a kidder. I liked that joke where he spent hundreds of issues brooding because of the constant tragedies happening to him and his loved ones.
Please tell me you threw this person out of your store the second she said this. Dane Cook is not funny, nor will he ever be, unless he suddenly dropped dead in some sort of fetish-istic, publicly embarrasing way. And then, only maybe.
Man. I - I try not to be one of those Comics People that gets all huff and corrects stuff. I figure, people are into your stuff or they aren't, and if they aren't, and they're expressing an interest, sniping them is no way to encourage that. I'm pretty chill in life in general, and especially where my entertainment-type media is concerned.
That said, it is really hard not to take a statement like this as a personal insult. That is staggering, vexing, baffling, and bewildering.
After seeing Dane Cook on the latest Spike TV Video Game Awards (which was an embarrassment enough, I'm thoroughly ashamed of thinking it was a good idea to watch it), I'll have to agree with the people who say he isn't funny, because he isn't. He really isn't. Anyone who'll make a joke about his worst insult in an online game being "I'm going to cut off your mom's head" need psychiatric help immediately.
Dane Cook was funny up until Vicious Circle, which was the last thing he did that was even decent. His movies have all been terrible (other than his small role in Waiting), his stand up has devolved into him just yelling things because the louder you say something the funnier it is, and he's a really shitty actor to boot.
Daredevil may not be known for being funny, but then again- neither is Dane Cook.
ReplyDeleteHuh, damn shame -- I love the Pixies.
ReplyDeleteAh yes, Daredevil is such a kidder. I liked that joke where he spent hundreds of issues brooding because of the constant tragedies happening to him and his loved ones.
ReplyDeleteI nearly pissed myself laughing at that one.
-There are still people in the world who think Dane Cook is funny???
ReplyDeleteOh, I see her problem right there, she thinks Dane Cook is funny. Her entire humor gauge needs recalibrating.
ReplyDeletePlease tell me you threw this person out of your store the second she said this. Dane Cook is not funny, nor will he ever be, unless he suddenly dropped dead in some sort of fetish-istic, publicly embarrasing way. And then, only maybe.
ReplyDeleteMan. I - I try not to be one of those Comics People that gets all huff and corrects stuff. I figure, people are into your stuff or they aren't, and if they aren't, and they're expressing an interest, sniping them is no way to encourage that. I'm pretty chill in life in general, and especially where my entertainment-type media is concerned.
ReplyDeleteThat said, it is really hard not to take a statement like this as a personal insult. That is staggering, vexing, baffling, and bewildering.
Could be worse. She could have said Ben Affleck.
ReplyDeleteDane Cook was in 'Mystery Men'. He was the Waffler.
ReplyDelete"Golden crispy! Bad guys are history!"
I've honestly never heard of Dane Cook until today, but if he was in Mystery Men, he can't be all that bad... can he?
ReplyDeleteI hate stupid people.
ReplyDeleteDane Cook is funny. Stop hating.
ReplyDeleteI know it's pretty hip now to hate Dane Cook, but I think he's a solid comedian. I don't care what anybody says.
ReplyDeleteThat being said, Daredevil? This girl is bananas.
After seeing Dane Cook on the latest Spike TV Video Game Awards (which was an embarrassment enough, I'm thoroughly ashamed of thinking it was a good idea to watch it), I'll have to agree with the people who say he isn't funny, because he isn't. He really isn't. Anyone who'll make a joke about his worst insult in an online game being "I'm going to cut off your mom's head" need psychiatric help immediately.
ReplyDeleteDane Cook was funny up until Vicious Circle, which was the last thing he did that was even decent. His movies have all been terrible (other than his small role in Waiting), his stand up has devolved into him just yelling things because the louder you say something the funnier it is, and he's a really shitty actor to boot.
ReplyDeleteGross.
ReplyDeleteWell, you know, Daredevil gets punched really hard quite often so there would be definite upsides to casting Dane Cook.
ReplyDelete"I know it's pretty hip now to hate Dane Cook..."
ReplyDeleteNo, it's hip to eat, sleep, and breath. It's just a natural bodily function to hate Dane Cook.
Dane Cook as Daredevil and Patton Oswalt as the Kingpin. I'll be first in line.
ReplyDeleteDamnit, people wearing Pixies shirts ought to have better taste than that.
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