March 24, 2011

Regarding a small foam THOR hammer toy...

28 comments:

  1. I'm often disappointed when I find that foam toys can't be used as murder weapons. I feel your pain man.

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  2. I continue to be disappointed that people use "gay" in this way.

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  3. I really hope he was wearing a Kick Ass shirt.
    That would explain everything.

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  4. Hey, I liked Kick Ass and I still think he's an idiot.

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  5. You too can ring the skies with THUNDER using your small foam replica of Mjolinir!

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  6. Has anyone seen the TV commercial that's been running during "Adult Swim" with Wanda Sykes, where she addresses the asinine use of the word gay by some teenage boys, where they allude to something being dumb or stupid by calling it gay?

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  7. @Richard
    While I agree with the statement, it always seems a little weird that they'd pick her to do it. As I remember, most of her later comedy sounds pretty bitter and borderline hateful.

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  8. @Anonymous
    She's also an openly gay comedian that viewers would recognize who's known for being an acidic snarker. To me, she's the perfect fit.

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  9. I believe that this Penny Arcade comic is relevant to the conversation.

    http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2009/8/17/

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  10. Something really funny about seeing a shirt that says "Kick Ass" and holding something that says "NERF". It's a nice contrast.

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  11. It's Nërf or nothin'!

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  12. Just ask yourself What Would Hilary Duff Do?

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  13. Obviously he's not throwing it hard enough.

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  14. I just think he's not using his imagination enough...

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  15. Maybe he can use it to hit his opponents with nerf lightning?

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  16. Please don't use the word 'gay' to describe your sexual orientation. It offends those of us who are genuinely cheerful.

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  17. Dan Wars said.... Its not like its a nerf dart gun, like a nerf sniper rifle. You could really give somebody a goof welt with one of those.

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  18. note: that hammer hurts when your coworkers throw it at you with the Asgardian power of Thor.

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  19. Phew! For a minute there I was worried he would complain that it doesn't shoot lightning.

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  20. Whoever wields this hammer, if he be worthy, shall possess the power of FUN!

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  21. I like how rich white guys get blamed for all the hate and oppression in the world, but if those rich white guys happen to be sexually attracted to other rich white guys, they are all of a sudden considered the victim instead of the perpetrator by the PC crowd. The gays have the exact same ancestors that demonize all the other rich white guys.

    What gives?

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  22. saw this in the comic store the other day and thought if they made this actual thor hammer size i would totally buy it. i wish they still would!

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  23. 3/25/2011 6:48 AM
    Anonymous said...

    "I like how rich white guys get blamed for all the hate and oppression in the world, but if those rich white guys happen to be sexually attracted to other rich white guys, they are all of a sudden considered the victim instead of the perpetrator by the PC crowd. The gays have the exact same ancestors that demonize all the other rich white guys.

    What gives?"

    Anon...What the fuck?!

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  24. What the fuck indeed.

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  25. all gays are white and rich and men

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  26. ZombiWorkshop3/26/2011 11:04 AM

    @Above : Really? Someone should tell to Manchesters gay village. Those non-white, working class women are faking it! (as are the rich black men, the rich white women, etc...)

    - I'm wondering what the guy would've said to the sword then. Not only is it soft, but blunt too - and if that's not enough - it's got his name written on it. Y'know - just in he loses it, they know who it belongs to.

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  27. As a DYKE I have to say... WHO THE FUCK CARES ABOUT ALL OF THESE BULLSHIT LABELS?!?!?! Yeah, I get pissed off when people say things to me in a spiteful way, but that can be said about ANY WORD! If some chick comes up to me, gets in my face, and shouts "BANANAS!!!!!!!" I'm gonna think she's a bitch and not hang out with her. Alright, I would probably laugh my ass off... But you get the point. So why don't you quite all your retarded bitching, and get back to why this guy is a tool... Shall we?

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  28. words only have the power over you that you allow them to have over you.

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