I gotta figure, if actors act like douches, it's probably because of people running up to them asking them to say their favorite character lines or asking trivia questions or begging for autographs every day. Nevermind paparazzi dickweeds; I'd hate not even being able to go to dinner without having people shove cameras into my face.
I bet he's even still got his real right hand too!
ReplyDeleteI saw him drinking coffee once while reading the Times, fuckin poser man.
ReplyDeleteI bet he doesn't even own a copy of the Necronomicon.
ReplyDeleteI bet he doesn't even have a goddamn chainsaw, the loser.
ReplyDeleteSomebody bought him My Name is Bruce for xmas, didn't they?
ReplyDeleteI saw Bruce Campbell drinking a pina colada down at Trader Vick's, his hair was perfect.
ReplyDeleteHa!... love a good, if oddly placed, Zevon shout out
DeleteSadly, this is true. :(
ReplyDeleteIn real life, a lot of actors are douches of the highest order. "Regular guy" is a dramatic upgrade.
ReplyDeleteOn a side note:
"I saw Bruce Campbell drinking a pina colada down at Trader Vick's, his hair was perfect." - Big Bad
That killed me.
To be fair, that does suck.
ReplyDeleteI gotta figure, if actors act like douches, it's probably because of people running up to them asking them to say their favorite character lines or asking trivia questions or begging for autographs every day. Nevermind paparazzi dickweeds; I'd hate not even being able to go to dinner without having people shove cameras into my face.
ReplyDeleteI laughed so hard. Personally, I love the idea that he is a regular guy.
ReplyDeleteActors also feel entitled to special treatment which makes them douchebags with no excuse.
ReplyDeleteFor me, the best part of this is that this guy is mad because he HEARD that Campbell is normal.
ReplyDeleteI bet he's not even dumb.
ReplyDeletebruce campbell is nothing like that guy from burn notice. he ain't a spy or nuttin'!
ReplyDeleteHe IS, however, just like Autolycus.
ReplyDeleteI've met Bruce Campbell he's a funny asshole in real life... go figure
ReplyDeleteI've heard Chuck Norris isn't really that tough.
ReplyDeleteIt's true Chuck Norris has a stunt double his name is Chip Wright.
ReplyDeleteYeah, Campbell sucks for being such a great actor that he can make the character of Ash seem like just a regular guy not faking or acting anything.
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