It's funny that the common perception is that geeks are more sensitive and are 'nice guys' while jocks are the angry douche-bags and are aggressive to women. I find that geeks are just as misogynist and assholish as everyone else.
This dude is about 40 years behind on main continuity. That, or he's talking about Ultimate Spidey, in which that case Batman would be super creepy and would probably be appearing on Dateline's "To Catch a Predator."
I'm Chris Hansen. Sir, please have a seat. Sit right over there. WHAT? OH! Uhhh... Sir, what are you doing here? Huh? Oh, uhhh... she told me she knew where the Joker was! Sir, I have your chat log right here. You are Batman69 are you not? ... Yeah, but I wasn't gonna do nothin. You said here "I'll bring over some winecoolers and make you feel sexy." You have the winecoolers right there in your hand. Ummm. Uh. OH GOD! PLEASE DON'T TELL ALFRED!
before the very 1st crisis Batman was getting it in with Catwoman, vicki vale, and Talia the dark knight liked to have variety hence all the robins and batgirls so he isn't exactly wrong lol
WTF!? Really? Cos last i heard, Batman ain't got time to go universe hoping and bed Spidey's chicks. :P
ReplyDeleteI though people with glasses were supposed to have good grammar.
ReplyDeleteOne of the few nerds who actually deserved to be bullied at School.
ReplyDeleteWhy does wearing glasses automatically give you the title of nerd and make people assume you know proper English and how to use grammar?
ReplyDeletedoesn't he realize batman's totally a power bottom submissive homosexual?
ReplyDeleteI take offense to people wearing fake glasses.
ReplyDeleteI have to wear them, you don't stop being a jerk.
ZombiWorkshop, funny you should say that...
ReplyDeleteHe's not wrong...
ReplyDeleteHaha, I really hope he DID say "A idiot". lol
ReplyDeleteIt's funny that the common perception is that geeks are more sensitive and are 'nice guys' while jocks are the angry douche-bags and are aggressive to women. I find that geeks are just as misogynist and assholish as everyone else.
ReplyDeleteThe idea that he speaks like he's from the ghetto and looks like a computer programmer is the most delicious juxtaposition I've seen all day.
ReplyDeleteAll that nerd rage has to go someplace
ReplyDeleteIs this the Ultimate Spider-Man comics he's talking about?
ReplyDeletePsst, no one tell him about Carlie Cooper... :P
Maybe he's thinking about Tony Stark though.
ReplyDeleteHal Jordan would have done them both at the same time.
ReplyDeleteThis dude is about 40 years behind on main continuity. That, or he's talking about Ultimate Spidey, in which that case Batman would be super creepy and would probably be appearing on Dateline's "To Catch a Predator."
ReplyDeleteI'm Chris Hansen. Sir, please have a seat. Sit right over there.
WHAT? OH! Uhhh...
Sir, what are you doing here?
Huh? Oh, uhhh... she told me she knew where the Joker was!
Sir, I have your chat log right here. You are Batman69 are you not?
... Yeah, but I wasn't gonna do nothin.
You said here "I'll bring over some winecoolers and make you feel sexy." You have the winecoolers right there in your hand.
Ummm. Uh. OH GOD! PLEASE DON'T TELL ALFRED!
Oh God, I just noticed he said "Spidaman"! You really are in Boston aren't you.
ReplyDeleteJoe, Alfred's in on it too. It's either the girl or Robin after all ............
ReplyDeleteI have to agree with his statement, though not with his bad grammar.
ReplyDeletebefore the very 1st crisis Batman was getting it in with Catwoman, vicki vale, and Talia the dark knight liked to have variety hence all the robins and batgirls so he isn't exactly wrong lol
ReplyDeleteNot even the Dick Grayson Batman would touch Carlie Cooper. OMD sucks, y'all
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