January 12, 2011

On why his new wallet is awesome...

I have found that if someone has a wallet that says
BAD MOTHER FUCKER, then it's a pretty safe bet that they are not one.

13 comments:

  1. That's pretty much ALL of Samuel L. Jackson's movies.

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  2. Samuel L. Jackson just needs to get BAD MOTHER FUCKER tattooed to his forehead for the sake of efficiency.

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  3. Samuel L. Jackson....
    the "L" stands for "Motherfucker"

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  4. Whoever made the lightsabers for the Prequel Trilogy actually etched "BMF" on the hilt of Jackson's. I think Lucas had them do it.

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  5. I think JACKSON had them do it. Lucas was too busy eating donuts and making shitty movies.

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  6. I'd like to say that I own a Bad Motherfucker wallet and although I'm not a BMF per se, I'm not as weinery as this guy.

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  7. The point here is not that Samuel L. Jackson is awesome (Because he is... Snakes on crack.) -It's that this kid DID NOT EVEN KNOW WHAT MOVIE IT WAS that his "retro" wallet he's bragging so much about is from.
    Seriously?
    Pulp Fiction is not even that old. Maybe I'm THAT OLD because I heard a girl saying that the N64 is a "cool retro system" the other day. Really???

    ...damn kids today.

    Still- if you are going to have (and brag on) your sweet movie replica shit- maybe know the movie title.
    When someone asks me about my Slam Evil; Phantom ring I don't say: "Sweet right? It's from that retro movie where the bad guy from Titanic played Grimmis or some shit..."
    Although maybe I SHOULD start saying that.
    This guy is on to something!!!

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  8. The point surely is that in the movie it's the visual punchline to a gag which just doesn't work out of context. (I would say you probably have to actually be Samuel L. Jackson to get away with it anyway). So definitely anyone who owns a replica is by definition a dweeb, dork, schlemiel or whatever derogatory term 'The Kids' are using these days.

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  9. I'm just confused about how someone could not know about Pulp Fiction PERIOD. The movie was nominated for multiple Oscars, had tons of A-level celebs in it, and is pretty much a standard reference in the cultural lexicon.

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  10. On the other hand, my wallet reads "DORK". I've had that thing since sophomore year of high school

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  11. OH GOD! I have one in my pocket right now.... come to think of it I'm not a bad mother fucker =/
    But some day, someone will steal my wallet and I'll get to say the line! LOL

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  12. On the other hand... a 5 dollar milkshake was a big deal when that movie was made.

    Maybe it is retro.

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  13. I too own this awesome wallet, and anyone who needs context is probably not worth me knowing.

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