January 25, 2011

Regarding the newest issue of GIRLS AND CORPSES (an actual magazine that shows half naked gals posing with what appears to be rotting human remains)...

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  1. A complete mystery I'm sure.

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  2. I'm not sure what's creepier:

    A: There are girls who would pose for this.
    B: There's somebody who thought up and produces this magazine.
    C: There are shops that stock and sell this magazine.
    or
    D: There are people who actually pay money to buy it.

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  3. Hey man, its a great magazine...don't knock it until you've read it.

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  4. Yeah, THAT'S the weird part.

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  5. Most people don't believe me when I mention that this magazine exists.

    Each month when I go through Previews and I see that it's in there, a little piece of my soul dies.

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  6. Aww, man! Did he have to be wearing a Cobra shirt? Because now I can't wear my Cobra shirt without feeling dirty...

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  7. It's a mediocre horror magazine which sells itself like maxim does, to men who like boobies.... I know because I have a few issues and I also like boobies... =)

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  8. I only buy it for the articles.

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  9. I only buy it for the corpses.

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  10. Once you know about the magazine and think about its readership, you have to regard a comment like that as pretty much inevitable, don't you?

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  11. A magazine like that exists? I think my soul just threw up.

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  12. Dammit. Now I have to walk around for the rest of my life with this terrible knowledge. God dammit.

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  13. The magazine isn't very good in general, but to be fair the "rotting human remains" look about as real as the Cryptkeeper, and it's all done in a fun Halloween manner like a Tales from the Crypt comic or a Rob Zombie project.

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  14. Yes, it's puzzling. The editors just keep rejecting poor Megan Fox.

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  15. Yeah, way to go. You're not above selling it, but you'll mock anyone who walks into your store to buy it. Bottomline: If you don't like it, don't sell it.

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  16. A part of me feels like a product like this on the shelves might at least partially explain the clientele.

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  17. People are getting pretty upset about this. The whole thing is a joke - the corpses aren't real, and the whole thing is more Alice Cooper than anything else (Heck, he is on their site holding a copy).

    Part of the fun is them pretending they are real bodies. It is funny, plus with boobs!

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