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Dammit, do my Superman silkies count?
Good advice all around.
I find absolutely nothing wrong with what she said.
At least he would get as far as showing her his underwear. Or, I guess, foolishly saying he owns a pair of Angry Birds underwear.
"Showing her his underwear" could occur as early as the first moment they meet, depending on the guy's ability to keep his pants positioned properly.
Or depending on the guy's complete inability to function in polite society.
That's why I stick with my FLASH boxer briefs! Cos I'm the fastest man ali--- oh... Shit, sorry. It's just been a while, and I really like you...
Where's her sense of whimsey?
I guess it lost to her sense of dignity.
Overpowered by good taste in games.
It's probably buried under her revulsion for crass over-marketing.I mean Angry Birds underwear? They make that? Seriously? That's something even die hard hipsters couldn't wear ironically.
I like this girl. A sensible plan for a better America!
Are there really that many men out there who wear AB underwear that it's a problem for her? If so, she really needs to change her dating pool.
What about tighty whiteys?
The only thing worse than Angry Birds boxers. At least wear boxer briefs.
Nothing is wrong with tightie whities if your mom is still buying your underwear for you.
As if I'd actually want to have sex with someone who cares that much about underwear printing.
A little close to home, bird man?
you misspelled "could"
I would think this should be tagged "it's true". I would think a guy with Angry Bird underpants would be the dating equivilent of a girl with a can of Copenhagen in her back pocket.
That wouldn't happen to me. I precisely wear underpants to HIDE my angry birds tatoo.
Check and mate.
Chicks dig Ninja Turtle boxes, everybody knows that.
boxers* sorry.
No, no! I like the boxes too.
Please tell me Pac-Man Underoos are still OK.
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ReplyDeleteDammit, do my Superman silkies count?
ReplyDeleteGood advice all around.
ReplyDeleteI find absolutely nothing wrong with what she said.
ReplyDeleteAt least he would get as far as showing her his underwear. Or, I guess, foolishly saying he owns a pair of Angry Birds underwear.
ReplyDelete"Showing her his underwear" could occur as early as the first moment they meet, depending on the guy's ability to keep his pants positioned properly.
DeleteOr depending on the guy's complete inability to function in polite society.
DeleteThat's why I stick with my FLASH boxer briefs! Cos I'm the fastest man ali--- oh... Shit, sorry. It's just been a while, and I really like you...
ReplyDeleteWhere's her sense of whimsey?
ReplyDeleteI guess it lost to her sense of dignity.
DeleteOverpowered by good taste in games.
DeleteIt's probably buried under her revulsion for crass over-marketing.
DeleteI mean Angry Birds underwear? They make that? Seriously? That's something even die hard hipsters couldn't wear ironically.
I like this girl. A sensible plan for a better America!
ReplyDeleteAre there really that many men out there who wear AB underwear that it's a problem for her? If so, she really needs to change her dating pool.
ReplyDeleteWhat about tighty whiteys?
ReplyDeleteThe only thing worse than Angry Birds boxers. At least wear boxer briefs.
DeleteNothing is wrong with tightie whities if your mom is still buying your underwear for you.
DeleteAs if I'd actually want to have sex with someone who cares that much about underwear printing.
ReplyDeleteA little close to home, bird man?
Deleteyou misspelled "could"
DeleteI would think this should be tagged "it's true".
ReplyDeleteI would think a guy with Angry Bird underpants would be the dating equivilent of a girl with a can of Copenhagen in her back pocket.
That wouldn't happen to me. I precisely wear underpants to HIDE my angry birds tatoo.
ReplyDeleteCheck and mate.
DeleteChicks dig Ninja Turtle boxes, everybody knows that.
ReplyDeleteboxers* sorry.
DeleteNo, no! I like the boxes too.
ReplyDeletePlease tell me Pac-Man Underoos are still OK.
ReplyDelete