Strong Bad had almost the exact same rant once.
Millie Mudd too. And probably a thousand other people.
Thank you, glad someone else spotted it. "Oh, a 'fun size' candy bar? Tell me this: What's fun about eating LESS candy? Maybe if you gave me an entire bag of them it would be fun. The only fun I'm going to have with this thing is smearing it all over your door when I leave."
This is the first one I have agreed with 100%